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[CW: Discussion of cancer]

[Guess what has two thumbs and is awake, Barge? And guess what’s also reasonably unperturbed by falling into a Barge coma? THIS GUY.]

So in case some of you idiots didn’t know, it’s October, which means in addition to pumpkin spice lattes and slutty Halloween costumes sold on every corner, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [Archer holds up a little pink ribbon; there’s another one pinned to the lapel of his suit.] Nobody should have to go through this disease, because except for the medical marijuana it freaking sucks. So show some support, guys, wear a ribbon. And if you haven’t gotten checked lately, run through the self-exam or hit up the doctors in the infirmary. I’m sure they’d be happy to help. [It says something about how serious he is that he doesn’t make any jokes about this. Not even a crack about mammograms.]

And speaking of slutty Halloween costumes, who’s throwing the party? Is it BYOB?

[Private; Rogue]
Uh, pub?

Pub.
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Date: 2013-10-05 03:17 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] bros and fake mustaches)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
You realize you can't force me to watch it.

Date: 2013-10-05 03:19 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] he's talking to me)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Get out of my fucking space, you James Bond knock-off!

Date: 2013-10-05 03:28 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] he's talking to me)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Uh, bull shit. You're like the guy that chases around the Pink Panther.

[Private] It's a complete secret

Date: 2013-10-05 03:29 am (UTC)
la_belle_rogue: (head turn)
From: [personal profile] la_belle_rogue
No. It's personal. We can meet somewhere else.

[Private]

Date: 2013-10-05 04:34 am (UTC)
la_belle_rogue: (suspicious)
From: [personal profile] la_belle_rogue
Ah'm not surprised. [She has glanced at your file, Archer. She can't meditate all the time.] But we're still not meetin' in the pub.

[Private]

Date: 2013-10-05 05:14 am (UTC)
la_belle_rogue: (scratched)
From: [personal profile] la_belle_rogue
Library, level 5.

[Private-->Spam]

Date: 2013-10-05 05:19 am (UTC)
la_belle_rogue: (head turn)
From: [personal profile] la_belle_rogue
[She just hangs up and heads to the library. She's not bringing you tequila.]

[Spam]

Date: 2013-10-05 05:38 am (UTC)
la_belle_rogue: (crossed arms)
From: [personal profile] la_belle_rogue
[How pleased his is, is pretty much low on her list of priorities. She wasn't here to cater to his every whim.]

Might want ta get used ta disappoint, darlin'. Round here it comes in buckets.

[Spam]

Date: 2013-10-05 05:43 am (UTC)
la_belle_rogue: (scratched)
From: [personal profile] la_belle_rogue
Avoidin' someone.

[Spam]

Date: 2013-10-05 06:08 am (UTC)
la_belle_rogue: (head turn)
From: [personal profile] la_belle_rogue
Never ya mind who. That's not what we're hear ta talk about.

[Spam]

Date: 2013-10-05 06:37 am (UTC)
la_belle_rogue: (frown)
From: [personal profile] la_belle_rogue
[She scoffs.]

If ya think that Ah'm gonna be manipulated with the logic of a four year old, think again. You're the one that wanted ta meet right now [While she was still trying to fix her psyche] so that's what's gonna happen. Have a seat, Mr. Archer.

video

Date: 2013-10-05 10:57 pm (UTC)
permutates: (45)
From: [personal profile] permutates
...no.

But I usually go in without a weapon.

Audio

Date: 2013-10-05 11:25 pm (UTC)
permutates: (11)
From: [personal profile] permutates
Dance? Have a haunted house? Have fun?
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