Doesn't stop it from topping the list, douchebag. For Christ's sake, at no point was there any accusation of you having sex with anyone! It was a goddamned joke, and it was not a rape joke because sexual assault is never funny. I'll be a bitch if I fricken' feel like it but I do have a soul.

[ It's just a very angry soul that needs an excuse to let off some steam. ]