015 ♐ Video ♐ Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on

[codename_duchess]

[Friends Filter (if you think you're on it…)]

[What has two thumbs, a martini, and post-coma consciousness? This guy.] You can stop worrying, I'm back. What'd I miss?


[Sometime later, filtered to dog owners]

Hey Barge people with dogs! I need to talk to you. I'm on a mission from - well not God, I guess Coyote? - and I could use your help. For the next couple of hours I need enough dogs to fill a freaking kennel, and Kazak's big but he's not, you know, multiple animals. Plus Rogue already knows him and I need to hit her with a tidal wave of new cuteness.

And don't worry, I just wanna take them to visit her. So what do you say, guys? [It's unclear whether he's addressing the owners or the dogs themselves.] Are you in?

Comments

[megamind]

Chris can bring along Angus with his boys. [ For Rogue, who seems nice. Archer, he can't stand, so he'll let Angus daytrip with someone who can put up with Archer's shit. ]

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[ichoosefight]

Nothing good. How're you feeling?

[notdreaming]

I think Krypto's probably trained well enough to not hurt anyone by accident.

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[myresponsibility]

A lot of crazy stuff. You're probably better off.

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[la_belle_rogue]

There he is at last. Mornin' sugah.

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[codename_duchess]

Wow. You look like death warmed up in Hell.

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[codename_duchess]

Did the thing happen again?

[codename_duchess]

What about on purpose? He's not aggressive, right?

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[codename_duchess]

I would be fine if Kazak hadn't knocked over my gin.

[codename_duchess]

What kind of dog is Angus again?

[codename_duchess]

Yes. Come play with me.

Forever and ever and ever and ever...

[codename_duchess]

Dude, your dog thinks he's from the 17th century.

[with_my_teacup]

Nah, his other daddy's a death god, he just probably picked up some bad habits.

[You know what? He's just going to go along with this like it's normal.]

[codename_duchess]

We're going to have to work on his vocabulary.

Awww. Who's a son of a lich?

[with_my_teacup]

['Meeee! All hail the lich king! Leader leader let us go!']

Well that set him off. Ima take him out before he has an aneurysm.

[codename_duchess]

Don't even joke about that.

[with_my_teacup]

Remember he's actually dead. He can't actually.

[codename_duchess]

I'm not talking about him.

[with_my_teacup]

Sorry to trample your delicate sensibilities.

[codename_duchess]

Thank you.

[with_my_teacup]

See you around for fetch.

[mistconduct]

He can't even fucking-

Look, I'm not giving him up if you're going to keep with the crazy talk, Archer.

[codename_duchess]

Wh - you're the one not listening to him!

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[ichoosefight]

[ snrk. ]

Sounds like your dog is trying to sober you up.

[notdreaming]

No, he's a sweetheart as long as you aren't hurting his people.