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[What has two thumbs, a martini, and post-coma consciousness? This guy.] You can stop worrying, I'm back. What'd I miss?

[Sometime later, filtered to dog owners]

Hey Barge people with dogs! I need to talk to you. I'm on a mission from - well not God, I guess Coyote? - and I could use your help. For the next couple of hours I need enough dogs to fill a freaking kennel, and Kazak's big but he's not, you know, multiple animals. Plus Rogue already knows him and I need to hit her with a tidal wave of new cuteness.

And don't worry, I just wanna take them to visit her. So what do you say, guys? [It's unclear whether he's addressing the owners or the dogs themselves.] Are you in?

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with_my_teacup

When you say 'dog', you mean the earth variety, and alive, right?

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codename_duchess

I mean cute doggy thing. That, uh. That sounds kinda creepy.

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with_my_teacup

Hey, I think he's cute.

Partner! [Cue long ... canid...? muzzle jamming into the communicator to find the noise.]

But I don't think he's what you're looking for.

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mistconduct

Yeah, sure, take my pups. But be nice to them. Bowie has a sensitive tummy.

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codename_duchess

Cool! Kazak will like the big guy.

So don't give them stuff from the mess hall?

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mistconduct

Big girl. Lassie's a girl.

Yeah, don't do that shit.

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I don't mind lending Digby out for a little while. He's friendly, but he's not usually..I don't know. Hyperactive? He struggles to know how to play with other dogs.

But if it's for Rogue.

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codename_duchess

Hey, he doesn't have to play with the other dogs. He can just stick by her. Right?

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He's very good at sticking by other people. Yes.

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[Iris is just going to send Elvis and Solace over to Archer's. They're totally in.]

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codename_duchess

[Kazak heralds their arrival with a "woof" and Archer opens the door, immediately looking down at the German shepherds.] Hi guys. And lady.

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routemistress

[They grin happily up into his face. Elvis and Solace communicate constantly, finishing each other's sentences indiscriminately.
Came alone.
Know where you live.
Know where everyone lives.
HI KAZAK HIII HII HIII
Does he have Frisbees?
Cats?
We like cats.
We're good boys.
Barbara has cat.
She's our friend.
We're good boys.
We gonna play?]

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Chris can bring along Angus with his boys. [ For Rogue, who seems nice. Archer, he can't stand, so he'll let Angus daytrip with someone who can put up with Archer's shit. ]

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codename_duchess

What kind of dog is Angus again?

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He's a doberman.

Getting out will be good for him -- I'm deathtolling.

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Nothing good. How're you feeling?

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I would be fine if Kazak hadn't knocked over my gin.

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I think Krypto's probably trained well enough to not hurt anyone by accident.

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What about on purpose? He's not aggressive, right?

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A lot of crazy stuff. You're probably better off.

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Did the thing happen again?

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There he is at last. Mornin' sugah.

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Wow. You look like death warmed up in Hell.

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Why?

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Evil twins! Pretty shite if you ask me. Bet yours would have been boring, mine was.

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