015 ♐ Video ♐ Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on

[codename_duchess]

[Friends Filter (if you think you're on it…)]

[What has two thumbs, a martini, and post-coma consciousness? This guy.] You can stop worrying, I'm back. What'd I miss?


[Sometime later, filtered to dog owners]

Hey Barge people with dogs! I need to talk to you. I'm on a mission from - well not God, I guess Coyote? - and I could use your help. For the next couple of hours I need enough dogs to fill a freaking kennel, and Kazak's big but he's not, you know, multiple animals. Plus Rogue already knows him and I need to hit her with a tidal wave of new cuteness.

And don't worry, I just wanna take them to visit her. So what do you say, guys? [It's unclear whether he's addressing the owners or the dogs themselves.] Are you in?

Comments

[deadly_ned]

I don't mind lending Digby out for a little while. He's friendly, but he's not usually..I don't know. Hyperactive? He struggles to know how to play with other dogs.

But if it's for Rogue.

[codename_duchess]

Hey, he doesn't have to play with the other dogs. He can just stick by her. Right?

[deadly_ned]

He's very good at sticking by other people. Yes.

[codename_duchess]

All right. So he's down for it?

[deadly_ned]

I think so. He seems down for just about anything.

[Digby, ever quiet, is only resting his head on the Piemaker's lap]

[codename_duchess]

He and Kazak might get along. See? [Archer holds back his communicator a little and a gargantuan St. Bernard noses his head into the picture, looks at it, and gives a lazy bark in greeting before proceeding to happily drool on Archer's arm.]

[deadly_ned]

I think Kazak would dwarf Digby. But Digby doesn't bite anyone. He's very mild mannered.


That's...a lot of drool for one dog.

[codename_duchess]

So is Kazak unless you have a gun. Aren't you, buddy? Yeah.

He's a lot of everything for one dog.

[deadly_ned]

Was Kazak a trained police dog?

[codename_duchess]

He's a trained secret agent.

[deadly_ned]

I thought you were the trained secret agent.

[codename_duchess]

I am! But he is too. I mean we both are. That's how we met, he was smuggling microfilm about nukes in Afghanistan. Or Uzbekistan, or some Stan.

[deadly_ned]

...I don't think I understand your life quite as much as I thought I did.

[codename_duchess]

Guess what, me neither.

[deadly_ned]

When you're done with Digby, just remember to send him home.