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[What has two thumbs, a martini, and post-coma consciousness? This guy.] You can stop worrying, I'm back. What'd I miss?
[Sometime later, filtered to dog owners]
Hey Barge people with dogs! I need to talk to you. I'm on a mission from - well not God, I guess Coyote? - and I could use your help. For the next couple of hours I need enough dogs to fill a freaking kennel, and Kazak's big but he's not, you know, multiple animals. Plus Rogue already knows him and I need to hit her with a tidal wave of new cuteness.
And don't worry, I just wanna take them to visit her. So what do you say, guys? [It's unclear whether he's addressing the owners or the dogs themselves.] Are you in?
[What has two thumbs, a martini, and post-coma consciousness? This guy.] You can stop worrying, I'm back. What'd I miss?
[Sometime later, filtered to dog owners]
Hey Barge people with dogs! I need to talk to you. I'm on a mission from - well not God, I guess Coyote? - and I could use your help. For the next couple of hours I need enough dogs to fill a freaking kennel, and Kazak's big but he's not, you know, multiple animals. Plus Rogue already knows him and I need to hit her with a tidal wave of new cuteness.
And don't worry, I just wanna take them to visit her. So what do you say, guys? [It's unclear whether he's addressing the owners or the dogs themselves.] Are you in?
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Date: 2014-05-20 04:17 pm (UTC)So don't give them stuff from the mess hall?
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Date: 2014-05-20 04:18 pm (UTC)Yeah, don't do that shit.
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Date: 2014-05-20 04:22 pm (UTC)What if he gets hungry?
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Date: 2014-05-20 04:24 pm (UTC)[Bowie starts to whine, because omg you can give me whatever food you want!!!]
Jesus, how long are you planning to borrow him for?
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Date: 2014-05-20 04:28 pm (UTC)I dunno, a couple of hours? The afternoon?
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Date: 2014-05-20 04:30 pm (UTC)Bowie, settle the fuck down, jesus.
[a few hours aaaaah no no no what about lunch and dinner and treats?! TREATS]
I have a bag of his t-r-e-a-t-s I can give you.
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Date: 2014-05-20 04:36 pm (UTC)Are you sure he can't spell?
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Date: 2014-05-20 04:37 pm (UTC)Of course he can't fucking spell!
[Treat! He said treat! omg!!!]
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Date: 2014-05-21 12:50 am (UTC)Look, I'm not giving him up if you're going to keep with the crazy talk, Archer.
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Date: 2014-05-21 01:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-21 11:18 am (UTC)[omg omg are we talking?! we are talking! Yes! Yes! Treats?]