codename_duchess | 015 ♐ Video ♐ Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on

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015 ♐ Video ♐ Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on

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[What has two thumbs, a martini, and post-coma consciousness? This guy.] You can stop worrying, I'm back. What'd I miss?

[Sometime later, filtered to dog owners]

Hey Barge people with dogs! I need to talk to you. I'm on a mission from - well not God, I guess Coyote? - and I could use your help. For the next couple of hours I need enough dogs to fill a freaking kennel, and Kazak's big but he's not, you know, multiple animals. Plus Rogue already knows him and I need to hit her with a tidal wave of new cuteness.

And don't worry, I just wanna take them to visit her. So what do you say, guys? [It's unclear whether he's addressing the owners or the dogs themselves.] Are you in?

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Or he just wanted it for himself! Since dogs can't drink out of bottles! [This ire is directed at Kazak, who looks entirely unfazed.]

We're not going to be hurting anyone. Not unless someone else takes a bite at someone's paw.

Gosh thanks.

[She hadn't be crying. Did she really look that bad?]

You're welcome!

[She just looks... worn down.]

What happened?

We got hit by the mirror again. Ah was awake this time so that was fun.

[In the way of not being fun at all.]

We lost some folks. Aeryn graduated and headed home. She was sorry she couldn't say goodbye in person.

And Dean left. [Playing it cool. Totally fine.]

Edited 2014-05-21 02:23 (UTC)

Ah. Called it. [Although he doesn't sound smug this time.] Did it suck? Last time I kicked ass, but I was from here and not there. And I got a gun.

...Shit.

Do you need, uh, chocolate milk? With creme de menthe and absinthe?

Not as bad as it could have. Bout half the folks weren't changed so it kinda evened up the field Ah guess.

Did y'just offer ta ruin chocolate milk?

Good. Last time it was maybe 1/4th? But some of the unchanged people helped out too. Morgana and I teamed up, along with Nathan and Aeryn. We got him through the door.

No, I just offered to make you a Green Russian Mudslide!

Edited 2014-05-21 03:17 (UTC)

He's a doberman.

Getting out will be good for him -- I'm deathtolling.

I'm sure they could if they really tried.

I doubt he'll cause any trouble. And... well, I think Rogue will be okay if he gets a little over-excited.

[ He has all her superpowers. It's. A problem. ]

Y'offered ta put absinthe in chocolate milk. Chocolate milk is sacred, Archer. Ya don't wreck it with the most impossible alcohol t'mix ever.

Because it's good! Jesus, what is your problem?!

Probably. Rogue can handle just about anything.

They don't have human lips, how are they going to suck it? Bottles don't have nipples, not grown-up ones anyway.

Okay, sure. We'll probably just go into Rogue's cabin and dogpile on her, no pun intended, that cool with him?

[For this he gets a goodhumoured nosepoke from Solace and a flopped-ear laugh from Elvis.

Till Mum wants us.
Till we need to organise chickens.
Till dinnertime.
Till walktime.
HIII DEADPARTNER HII.
Got balls?
Got frisbeee?]