015 ♐ Video ♐ Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on

[codename_duchess]

[Friends Filter (if you think you're on it…)]

[What has two thumbs, a martini, and post-coma consciousness? This guy.] You can stop worrying, I'm back. What'd I miss?


[Sometime later, filtered to dog owners]

Hey Barge people with dogs! I need to talk to you. I'm on a mission from - well not God, I guess Coyote? - and I could use your help. For the next couple of hours I need enough dogs to fill a freaking kennel, and Kazak's big but he's not, you know, multiple animals. Plus Rogue already knows him and I need to hit her with a tidal wave of new cuteness.

And don't worry, I just wanna take them to visit her. So what do you say, guys? [It's unclear whether he's addressing the owners or the dogs themselves.] Are you in?

Comments

[mistconduct]

Goddamn right.

[Bowie starts to whine, because omg you can give me whatever food you want!!!]

Jesus, how long are you planning to borrow him for?

[codename_duchess]

Well, you say that. [To Bowie, of course.]

I dunno, a couple of hours? The afternoon?

[mistconduct]

Say what?

Bowie, settle the fuck down, jesus.

[a few hours aaaaah no no no what about lunch and dinner and treats?! TREATS]

I have a bag of his t-r-e-a-t-s I can give you.

[codename_duchess]

Not you, him.

Are you sure he can't spell?

[mistconduct]

[Over a chorus of loud yapping]

Of course he can't fucking spell!

[Treat! He said treat! omg!!!]

[codename_duchess]

He can totally spell!

[mistconduct]

He's a dog, he can't even read!

[codename_duchess]

He doesn't have to read to be able to spell!

[mistconduct]

He's a dog.

[codename_duchess]

Yes! A dog who can spell!

[mistconduct]

He can't even fucking-

Look, I'm not giving him up if you're going to keep with the crazy talk, Archer.

[codename_duchess]

Wh - you're the one not listening to him!

[mistconduct]

All he is is yapping!

[omg omg are we talking?! we are talking! Yes! Yes! Treats?]