017 ♐ Video ♐ Walk in the club like What up? I got a big cock

[codename_duchess]

Oh my God, you guys. Check it out, this is awesome!

[Archer sets the camera up on a chair in his cabin and hugs the wall, setting his hand on the light-switch.] Look, look, look – here! [He turns the light off and the rooms suddenly fill with flashes of colored lights, and when he flicks the switch again the colors disappear, normal light catching his grin. Then he turns it off again.]

See? Instant light-switch rave! Hey Rogue, can you get me some glow-sticks? And a fog machine!

Seriously, someone get that green skull guy in on this.

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[mistconduct]

Jesus christ you're easily amused.

[walkingmeltdown]

"Green skull guy", no longer a glowing green skull. [He points at his currently rather normal-looking face.] Guess you missed the memo.

Also, should you really be playing with that?

[this_corrosion]

...Why doesn't mine do that??

[He feels ripped off.]

All I've got is like fucking... circus music.

[la_belle_rogue]

Archer, we installed that light switch so y'could turn the lights on and off. Not so y'could have light switch raves.

[She can barely keep a straight face as she says this.]

[codename_duchess]

Easily? I've got a freaking invisible disco!

[codename_duchess]

Oh. Boring. Now you're just an asshole, not a weird asshole.

What's it gonna do, blind me?

[codename_duchess]

Because the Admiral finally decided to start giving me awesome shit. Like he should've from the goddamn start.

[codename_duchess]

I am turning the lights on and off! Just fast!

[walkingmeltdown]

I am so very sorry to be disappointing to you.

People are seeing strange lights in the dark and hearing disembodied voices. And your reaction is to toy around with it. You were one of those children that stuck a fork in the electrical socket to see what happened, weren't you?

[codename_duchess]

Thank you! [No sarcasm at all.]

No, I was the kind of kid who wasn't a giant pussy about weird stuff.

[walkingmeltdown]

[...God, Archer, do you have brain damage too? Honestly. The people on this ship.]

Uh huh. So, I'm taking that answer as a "yes", then. Hope your parents had great insurance.

[codename_duchess]

[Probably not, but maybe some PTSD. But he drinks a lot, so...]

If you knew my mother you wouldn't even be wondering.

[walkingmeltdown]

I don't know the slightest thing about her, you realize, so that could go either way completely.

[la_belle_rogue]

It's a quote, sugah. Never mind.

[So much giggling.]

[codename_duchess]

Oh my God.

Someone got "light-switch rave" before me?

[la_belle_rogue]

Least where Ah'm from.

[codename_duchess]

Forget it.

The point is, I'm incredibly strong and badass and there's no point worrying about a freaking invisible disco ball.

[codename_duchess]

Aw shit.

[la_belle_rogue]

Don't take it hard, darlin'. At least y'can say y'were the first from yer own world.

[mistconduct]

It's totally pointless and no one wants to come to your room to see it, but sure. Invisible disco.

[this_corrosion]

I should have awesome shit! You've already got enough, you're a secret agent! This is not balanced.

[hellofist]

Why do you... want a fog machine?

[codename_duchess]

What, like 9/10ths of what happens here isn't pointless either? And you're not even invited, asshole, this is a private light-switch rave.

[codename_duchess]

But that takes away the air of original novelty!

[codename_duchess]

Because it'll look awesome.

[codename_duchess]

I don't have any of my awesome secret agent shit here! They don't even let me have my goddamn Omicron Spymaster!

[walkingmeltdown]

Well. It's your life. Guess that means you're free to take your own foolish chances.

[mistconduct]

Excuse me? What the fuck do you mean, I'm not invited? You can't do that!

[codename_duchess]

Did I invite you? Did I invite anyone?

I didn't even really invite Mr. Bones.

[mistconduct]

Who the fuck's Mr. Bones?

[this_corrosion]

What's that one do?

[la_belle_rogue]

Great minds though, right?

[hellofist]

It's... just fog. Fog isn't awesome.