003 ♐ Video ♐ Give me a Boo, give me a B, give me an S

[codename_duchess]

[CW: Discussion of cancer]

[Guess what has two thumbs and is awake, Barge? And guess what’s also reasonably unperturbed by falling into a Barge coma? THIS GUY.]

So in case some of you idiots didn’t know, it’s October, which means in addition to pumpkin spice lattes and slutty Halloween costumes sold on every corner, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [Archer holds up a little pink ribbon; there’s another one pinned to the lapel of his suit.] Nobody should have to go through this disease, because except for the medical marijuana it freaking sucks. So show some support, guys, wear a ribbon. And if you haven’t gotten checked lately, run through the self-exam or hit up the doctors in the infirmary. I’m sure they’d be happy to help. [It says something about how serious he is that he doesn’t make any jokes about this. Not even a crack about mammograms.]

And speaking of slutty Halloween costumes, who’s throwing the party? Is it BYOB?

[Private; Rogue]
Uh, pub?

Pub.

Comments

[hellofleshyones]

I assume that's some kind of fleshy reference.

[He's unimpressed. Mostly because he doesn't follow.]

Of course it isn't dysfunctional. If it were I would need to perform maintenance. I don't call your processing circuits a hard drive, do I?

[codename_duchess]

No, it's not! It's a distinctly anti-fleshy reference, and that's just what a machine would say.

Unlike you I don't have processing circuits because I am not a mechanical abomination. That said, I do have neurons.

[hellofleshyones]

Because I am a machine, meat sack. Of course I say things machines would say.

I am not an abomination. I am a combat android. Retract your accusation or I will be forced to take lethal action.

[IF ONLY HE COULD.]