003 ♐ Video ♐ Give me a Boo, give me a B, give me an S

[codename_duchess]

[CW: Discussion of cancer]

[Guess what has two thumbs and is awake, Barge? And guess what’s also reasonably unperturbed by falling into a Barge coma? THIS GUY.]

So in case some of you idiots didn’t know, it’s October, which means in addition to pumpkin spice lattes and slutty Halloween costumes sold on every corner, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [Archer holds up a little pink ribbon; there’s another one pinned to the lapel of his suit.] Nobody should have to go through this disease, because except for the medical marijuana it freaking sucks. So show some support, guys, wear a ribbon. And if you haven’t gotten checked lately, run through the self-exam or hit up the doctors in the infirmary. I’m sure they’d be happy to help. [It says something about how serious he is that he doesn’t make any jokes about this. Not even a crack about mammograms.]

And speaking of slutty Halloween costumes, who’s throwing the party? Is it BYOB?

[Private; Rogue]
Uh, pub?

Pub.

Comments

[neuropathy]

[ Huh. So that's ...something. Nathan is not, to his knowledge, actually impossible to surprise (just uh, difficult), and yet. This is still surprising! ]

Yes to the ribbon, no to any kind of party.

[ Especially not one with costumes. ]

[yeahscience]

...does it have to be pink?

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[megamind]

Halloween party?

[ Megamind is tentatively roused from his funk because... you know, that's a....... not depressing thought. ]

I don't think you'll find, uh, many who are eager for the, uh... types of costumes you're describing but... I don't know. Party. It... could happen. Maybe. If we don't have a disaster, flood, breach, or some other event steamroll it into the ground, anyway.

[ It's hard to stay optimistic, yo. ]

[lastrat]

[This is strangely serious for you Archer, James has observed enough to know that much.]

Was someone you know diagnosed?

[mistconduct]

Sure thing. I'll be sure to check those boobs I don't have.

[hellofleshyones]

I am not an "idiot", you intellectually impaired flesh bag. I have a very impressive robot brain.

[Sulk sulk sulk.]

But October does occasionally make for improved aesthetics. And plentiful excuses for alcohol consumption.

[Private] As I violate my self-imposed hiatus for you

[la_belle_rogue]

Sorry, we can't meet in the pub.

[canfindrope]

...I don't really know what that is.