codename_duchess: (High-functioning alcoholism)
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[CW: Discussion of cancer]

[Guess what has two thumbs and is awake, Barge? And guess what’s also reasonably unperturbed by falling into a Barge coma? THIS GUY.]

So in case some of you idiots didn’t know, it’s October, which means in addition to pumpkin spice lattes and slutty Halloween costumes sold on every corner, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [Archer holds up a little pink ribbon; there’s another one pinned to the lapel of his suit.] Nobody should have to go through this disease, because except for the medical marijuana it freaking sucks. So show some support, guys, wear a ribbon. And if you haven’t gotten checked lately, run through the self-exam or hit up the doctors in the infirmary. I’m sure they’d be happy to help. [It says something about how serious he is that he doesn’t make any jokes about this. Not even a crack about mammograms.]

And speaking of slutty Halloween costumes, who’s throwing the party? Is it BYOB?

[Private; Rogue]
Uh, pub?

Pub.

Date: 2013-10-05 02:54 am (UTC)
mistconduct: (fight me bitch!)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
I'm not fucking watching it again! Get the goddamn TV off my bed!

Date: 2013-10-05 02:59 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] chilling on the porch)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
No.

[Dropping back down against the pillow, Chris pulls his covers over his head, pointedly ignoring Archer]

Go away now.

Date: 2013-10-05 03:06 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] annoyed)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
What the fuck?

No. No, I didn't. We don't get cable here, idiot.

Date: 2013-10-05 03:14 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] over the shoulder)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Yeeep.

[His head sticks out from under the blanket, tucking his chin over the edge]

Visiting hours are over, fuckhead.

Date: 2013-10-05 03:17 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] bros and fake mustaches)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
You realize you can't force me to watch it.

Date: 2013-10-05 03:19 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] he's talking to me)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Get out of my fucking space, you James Bond knock-off!

Date: 2013-10-05 03:28 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] he's talking to me)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Uh, bull shit. You're like the guy that chases around the Pink Panther.

Date: 2013-10-06 04:29 pm (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] hey! fuck you!)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Neither are you, jackass!

Date: 2013-10-06 04:40 pm (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] tony stark impression)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
...You're a rich, deluded psychopath?

Or Batman. Holy shit, are you Batman?

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