codename_duchess: (High-functioning alcoholism)
[personal profile] codename_duchess
[CW: Discussion of cancer]

[Guess what has two thumbs and is awake, Barge? And guess what’s also reasonably unperturbed by falling into a Barge coma? THIS GUY.]

So in case some of you idiots didn’t know, it’s October, which means in addition to pumpkin spice lattes and slutty Halloween costumes sold on every corner, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [Archer holds up a little pink ribbon; there’s another one pinned to the lapel of his suit.] Nobody should have to go through this disease, because except for the medical marijuana it freaking sucks. So show some support, guys, wear a ribbon. And if you haven’t gotten checked lately, run through the self-exam or hit up the doctors in the infirmary. I’m sure they’d be happy to help. [It says something about how serious he is that he doesn’t make any jokes about this. Not even a crack about mammograms.]

And speaking of slutty Halloween costumes, who’s throwing the party? Is it BYOB?

[Private; Rogue]
Uh, pub?

Pub.
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Date: 2013-10-04 10:27 am (UTC)
neuropathy: (and i will always ask)
From: [personal profile] neuropathy
[ Huh. So that's ...something. Nathan is not, to his knowledge, actually impossible to surprise (just uh, difficult), and yet. This is still surprising! ]

Yes to the ribbon, no to any kind of party.

[ Especially not one with costumes. ]

Date: 2013-10-04 10:41 am (UTC)
neuropathy: (on the road from your house)
From: [personal profile] neuropathy
[ ...fine, he's at least going to snort appreciatively. ]

Don't worry too much. I checked my buzzkill authority at the door along with my badge.

[ Oh Nathan, don't be silly. You don't need a badge or authority to be a buzzkill. ]

Just sayin' it's not my thing.

[ And he knows, due to their extensive breach history, that it is therefore exactly the kind of thing Archer would try to get him to attend.

It seems irrelevant, maybe, to be discussing this, but what he's assuming is that Archer knew someone who survived breast cancer--or didn't. Supporting awareness physically is within his purview, offering condolences not so much.
]

Date: 2013-10-04 11:08 am (UTC)
neuropathy: (i'm already too far down)
From: [personal profile] neuropathy
[ Nathan makes roughly the facial equivalent of 'ffffff'. He can do that, he's expressive. ]

Right, because waving it on board would have been so effective as a deterrent.

[ It's in a drawer in his desk. If it hadn't been Garlan's he probably would have pitched it over the side in a fit of symbolism.

Notice how he just does not touch the rest of that.
]

Date: 2013-10-04 03:25 pm (UTC)
yeahscience: ([1-3] twitchy)
From: [personal profile] yeahscience
...does it have to be pink?

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Date: 2013-10-04 04:46 pm (UTC)
megamind: (Are You Serious?)
From: [personal profile] megamind
Halloween party?

[ Megamind is tentatively roused from his funk because... you know, that's a....... not depressing thought. ]

I don't think you'll find, uh, many who are eager for the, uh... types of costumes you're describing but... I don't know. Party. It... could happen. Maybe. If we don't have a disaster, flood, breach, or some other event steamroll it into the ground, anyway.

[ It's hard to stay optimistic, yo. ]

Date: 2013-10-04 05:10 pm (UTC)
lastrat: (for her majesty)
From: [personal profile] lastrat
[This is strangely serious for you Archer, James has observed enough to know that much.]

Was someone you know diagnosed?

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Date: 2013-10-04 07:27 pm (UTC)
megamind: (Wait What?)
From: [personal profile] megamind
I think they might have issue with the word you-- uh, used to describe things.

[ Slutty is just so... loaded. ]

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Date: 2013-10-04 07:42 pm (UTC)
megamind: (Facepalm)
From: [personal profile] megamind
Yeah, uh. That. Since you know, the honesty factor's a little too-- honest.

Date: 2013-10-04 07:43 pm (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] you remind me of the babe)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Sure thing. I'll be sure to check those boobs I don't have.

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Date: 2013-10-04 07:48 pm (UTC)
megamind: (Are You Serious?)
From: [personal profile] megamind
Lie? No. Be polite.

Date: 2013-10-04 07:49 pm (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] eyebrow cocked)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Bullshit, they do not.

Date: 2013-10-04 07:51 pm (UTC)
yeahscience: ([4-5] i mad)
From: [personal profile] yeahscience
Cancer's cancer, asshole. And I'd wear a ribbon if I didn't have to look totally gay doing it.

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Date: 2013-10-04 07:53 pm (UTC)
megamind: (Brow Quirk)
From: [personal profile] megamind
[ oh god he doesn't even ]

I'm thinking more that they can be revealing and not be... what you said.
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