003 ♐ Video ♐ Give me a Boo, give me a B, give me an S

[codename_duchess]

[CW: Discussion of cancer]

[Guess what has two thumbs and is awake, Barge? And guess what’s also reasonably unperturbed by falling into a Barge coma? THIS GUY.]

So in case some of you idiots didn’t know, it’s October, which means in addition to pumpkin spice lattes and slutty Halloween costumes sold on every corner, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [Archer holds up a little pink ribbon; there’s another one pinned to the lapel of his suit.] Nobody should have to go through this disease, because except for the medical marijuana it freaking sucks. So show some support, guys, wear a ribbon. And if you haven’t gotten checked lately, run through the self-exam or hit up the doctors in the infirmary. I’m sure they’d be happy to help. [It says something about how serious he is that he doesn’t make any jokes about this. Not even a crack about mammograms.]

And speaking of slutty Halloween costumes, who’s throwing the party? Is it BYOB?

[Private; Rogue]
Uh, pub?

Pub.

Comments

[codename_duchess]

Ha! You can't go back on it now, everyone heard it. I've got witnesses: Nathan swears he won't bring down the party. [Because that's TOTALLY what you meant, right Nathan? Right.]

Did you seriously not bring in your badge? Jesus.

Oh come on. What, are you afraid people will laugh when you show up dressed like a cowboy?

[neuropathy]

[ Nathan makes roughly the facial equivalent of 'ffffff'. He can do that, he's expressive. ]

Right, because waving it on board would have been so effective as a deterrent.

[ It's in a drawer in his desk. If it hadn't been Garlan's he probably would have pitched it over the side in a fit of symbolism.

Notice how he just does not touch the rest of that. ]

[codename_duchess]

Well you have a gun, don't you? Most people do better with a gun pulled on them when they see a badge.

I mean not me, obviously, but you know. Other people.