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codename_duchess[CW: Discussion of cancer]
[Guess what has two thumbs and is awake, Barge? And guess what’s also reasonably unperturbed by falling into a Barge coma? THIS GUY.]
So in case some of you idiots didn’t know, it’s October, which means in addition to pumpkin spice lattes and slutty Halloween costumes sold on every corner, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [Archer holds up a little pink ribbon; there’s another one pinned to the lapel of his suit.] Nobody should have to go through this disease, because except for the medical marijuana it freaking sucks. So show some support, guys, wear a ribbon. And if you haven’t gotten checked lately, run through the self-exam or hit up the doctors in the infirmary. I’m sure they’d be happy to help. [It says something about how serious he is that he doesn’t make any jokes about this. Not even a crack about mammograms.]
And speaking of slutty Halloween costumes, who’s throwing the party? Is it BYOB?
[Private; Rogue]
Uh, pub?
Pub.
[Guess what has two thumbs and is awake, Barge? And guess what’s also reasonably unperturbed by falling into a Barge coma? THIS GUY.]
So in case some of you idiots didn’t know, it’s October, which means in addition to pumpkin spice lattes and slutty Halloween costumes sold on every corner, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [Archer holds up a little pink ribbon; there’s another one pinned to the lapel of his suit.] Nobody should have to go through this disease, because except for the medical marijuana it freaking sucks. So show some support, guys, wear a ribbon. And if you haven’t gotten checked lately, run through the self-exam or hit up the doctors in the infirmary. I’m sure they’d be happy to help. [It says something about how serious he is that he doesn’t make any jokes about this. Not even a crack about mammograms.]
And speaking of slutty Halloween costumes, who’s throwing the party? Is it BYOB?
[Private; Rogue]
Uh, pub?
Pub.
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Date: 2013-10-04 07:45 pm (UTC)Audio
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Date: 2013-10-04 07:51 pm (UTC)Sorry, ladies, I stand corrected. Your battle gear is totally appropriate and not at all revealing for no discernible reason.
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Date: 2013-10-04 07:53 pm (UTC)I'm thinking more that they can be revealing and not be... what you said.
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Date: 2013-10-04 08:02 pm (UTC)[ Megamind can'y even bring himself to say it! ]
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Date: 2013-10-04 08:07 pm (UTC)[And here we resort to the Socratic method, AKA Archer acting like a toddler.]
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Date: 2013-10-04 08:14 pm (UTC)Oh my god.
[ palming his face so hard now. ]
Never mind. Party good. Clothes and their wearer shaming bad.
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Date: 2013-10-04 08:16 pm (UTC)Audio
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Date: 2013-10-04 07:59 pm (UTC)But there's a reason.
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Date: 2013-10-04 08:05 pm (UTC)[ This is funny and you don't even know why because audio ]
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Date: 2013-10-04 08:08 pm (UTC)Look, I'm not trying to be creepy here, but do I get to watch you fight?
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Date: 2013-10-04 08:13 pm (UTC)[ Not that she considers herself totally human. ]
You can't watch unless you're fighting with me or against me.
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Date: 2013-10-04 08:15 pm (UTC)With. Definitely with. Unless you're -- into that weird racial discrimination stuff in which case we might have a problem.
Hi. Sterling Archer. You're gorgeous.
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Date: 2013-10-04 08:19 pm (UTC)I'm a mutant. Depends on if you have a problem with that.
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Date: 2013-10-05 01:19 am (UTC)Yeah. I totally have a problem with the fact that you're a hot, highly evolved badass. Deeply offended here.
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Date: 2013-10-04 08:04 pm (UTC)[ squeak ]
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Date: 2013-10-04 08:06 pm (UTC)[ i n n o c e n t ]
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Date: 2013-10-04 08:07 pm (UTC)Nothing at all.
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Date: 2013-10-04 08:09 pm (UTC)I'm just- not okay with his word choice. It's rude!
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