003 ♐ Video ♐ Give me a Boo, give me a B, give me an S

[codename_duchess]

[CW: Discussion of cancer]

[Guess what has two thumbs and is awake, Barge? And guess what’s also reasonably unperturbed by falling into a Barge coma? THIS GUY.]

So in case some of you idiots didn’t know, it’s October, which means in addition to pumpkin spice lattes and slutty Halloween costumes sold on every corner, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [Archer holds up a little pink ribbon; there’s another one pinned to the lapel of his suit.] Nobody should have to go through this disease, because except for the medical marijuana it freaking sucks. So show some support, guys, wear a ribbon. And if you haven’t gotten checked lately, run through the self-exam or hit up the doctors in the infirmary. I’m sure they’d be happy to help. [It says something about how serious he is that he doesn’t make any jokes about this. Not even a crack about mammograms.]

And speaking of slutty Halloween costumes, who’s throwing the party? Is it BYOB?

[Private; Rogue]
Uh, pub?

Pub.

Comments

[mistconduct]

...You're a rich, deluded psychopath?

Or Batman. Holy shit, are you Batman?

[codename_duchess]

Are you just now getting this?

[mistconduct]

....Nah. You're not Batman. You're a slightly more dickish Bruce Wayne with a hard-on for turtlenecks.

[codename_duchess]

I'm Sterling Archer, that's even better. Batman doesn't have the balls to shoot people.

[mistconduct]

Pssh, Batman could kick your ass even without guns.

[codename_duchess]

Says the idiot who's never seen me fight!

[mistconduct]

Yeah, I'll totally get right on that.

Fucking lunatic. You break in here to kick my ass and show me your shitty home movies instead.

[codename_duchess]

Sorry, should I not have skipped that first part?

[mistconduct]

You should get off my back and let me rest.