Sterling M. Archer (
codename_duchess) wrote2013-10-04 03:02 am
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003 ♐ Video ♐ Give me a Boo, give me a B, give me an S
[CW: Discussion of cancer]
[Guess what has two thumbs and is awake, Barge? And guess what’s also reasonably unperturbed by falling into a Barge coma? THIS GUY.]
So in case some of you idiots didn’t know, it’s October, which means in addition to pumpkin spice lattes and slutty Halloween costumes sold on every corner, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [Archer holds up a little pink ribbon; there’s another one pinned to the lapel of his suit.] Nobody should have to go through this disease, because except for the medical marijuana it freaking sucks. So show some support, guys, wear a ribbon. And if you haven’t gotten checked lately, run through the self-exam or hit up the doctors in the infirmary. I’m sure they’d be happy to help. [It says something about how serious he is that he doesn’t make any jokes about this. Not even a crack about mammograms.]
And speaking of slutty Halloween costumes, who’s throwing the party? Is it BYOB?
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[Guess what has two thumbs and is awake, Barge? And guess what’s also reasonably unperturbed by falling into a Barge coma? THIS GUY.]
So in case some of you idiots didn’t know, it’s October, which means in addition to pumpkin spice lattes and slutty Halloween costumes sold on every corner, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [Archer holds up a little pink ribbon; there’s another one pinned to the lapel of his suit.] Nobody should have to go through this disease, because except for the medical marijuana it freaking sucks. So show some support, guys, wear a ribbon. And if you haven’t gotten checked lately, run through the self-exam or hit up the doctors in the infirmary. I’m sure they’d be happy to help. [It says something about how serious he is that he doesn’t make any jokes about this. Not even a crack about mammograms.]
And speaking of slutty Halloween costumes, who’s throwing the party? Is it BYOB?
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Uh, pub?
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Yes to the ribbon, no to any kind of party.
[ Especially not one with costumes. ]
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Don't worry too much. I checked my buzzkill authority at the door along with my badge.
[ Oh Nathan, don't be silly. You don't need a badge or authority to be a buzzkill. ]
Just sayin' it's not my thing.
[ And he knows, due to their extensive breach history, that it is therefore exactly the kind of thing Archer would try to get him to attend.
It seems irrelevant, maybe, to be discussing this, but what he's assuming is that Archer knew someone who survived breast cancer--or didn't. Supporting awareness physically is within his purview, offering condolences not so much. ]
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[ Megamind is tentatively roused from his funk because... you know, that's a....... not depressing thought. ]
I don't think you'll find, uh, many who are eager for the, uh... types of costumes you're describing but... I don't know. Party. It... could happen. Maybe. If we don't have a disaster, flood, breach, or some other event steamroll it into the ground, anyway.
[ It's hard to stay optimistic, yo. ]
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Was someone you know diagnosed?
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[Sulk sulk sulk.]
But October does occasionally make for improved aesthetics. And plentiful excuses for alcohol consumption.
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I'm thinkin' of going with a Wizard of Oz theme for me costume. Want to be me tin man?
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I am not made of tin.
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[He's unimpressed. Mostly because he doesn't follow.]
Of course it isn't dysfunctional. If it were I would need to perform maintenance. I don't call your processing circuits a hard drive, do I?
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