006 ♐ Voice ♐ The party don't start till I walk in

[codename_duchess]

[This time, Barge, you do not get treated to the sight of Archer's face. This is because his recent coma just saw his initiation into another grand Barge tradition: being drawn on while passed out.]

Okay so that's not the first time I've spent a holiday passed out, but it still kind of sucks. At least I missed the community koombayah where everyone goes around saying what they're thankful for. Spoiler alert, nothing.

Are there still leftovers? Is the Wild Turkey gone?

If not, and if anyone needs me, I'll be in the spa and then Rogue's bathroom. With the door locked and the radio on. And the hot water running. For several hours.

Jesus, you guys are like a bunch of frat kids.

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[force_captain]

[Brow raise.]

You listen to that old biddy?

[codename_duchess]

Please let me into your goddamn bathroom?

[codename_duchess]

Woodhouse-style or me-style?

[codename_duchess]

Well, she does run the spa.

[force_captain]

Hmph, it can't possibly be that interesting then. [If that old bat runs it, it is clearly undesirable.] What else can you show me?

[codename_duchess]

What else do you want to see?

[force_captain]

Only things worth my while, of course.

[soliterraneous]

What is the difference?

Competantly.

[codename_duchess]

Only the best, got it. I can think of a few things.

[routemistress]

[The sweetest smile.]

Oh, you're so very, very wrong, duckie. We'll see you at the spa after you graduate. 'Cause you're certainly not getting near it before that. Archer, you're always welcome.

[force_captain]

Good. I've been terribly bored by this prison.

[codename_duchess]

Has no one given you the tour yet?

[codename_duchess]

Well, me-style is an awesome meal served by a competent and not-almost-dying chef. Woodhouse-style is an awesome meal served by an old man who appears to be made entirely out of dried leaves.

[codename_duchess]

Third dramatic hangup and counting! I am awesome!

[codename_duchess]

Go rub on things that don't involve me.

[la_belle_rogue]

Almost there. Now try it one last time without the swearing or the nasty tone.

[soliterraneous]

I suspect Dean is closer to your age than your servant's.

[force_captain]

[She does an artful shake of her head, a slow, languid movement that mostly shows of the silky black hair.]

Nope.

[patheticvillain]

Fuchsia-tinted. Get it right.

But yes.

[routemistress]

Looks to me like 'e soon will be. I think 'e's been distracted.

[codename_duchess]

Ugh. Some color in the pink family-tinted glasses, whatever.

Yeah, I actually would like to see that.

[ichoosefight]

Now you're just trying to provoke me.

[codename_duchess]

Give me twenty -- no, forty minutes, and I'll show you a thing or two.

[patheticvillain]

Then I will make that shit happen for you. Fair warning, it'll probably be the collage version of the National Enqurirer because no giant catastrophes happened really.

[codename_duchess]

The National Enquirer is like a billion times more interesting than regular papers. Even if it is total shit.

Which, let's be honest, everything on this ship is. So it works.