006 ♐ Voice ♐ The party don't start till I walk in

[codename_duchess]

[This time, Barge, you do not get treated to the sight of Archer's face. This is because his recent coma just saw his initiation into another grand Barge tradition: being drawn on while passed out.]

Okay so that's not the first time I've spent a holiday passed out, but it still kind of sucks. At least I missed the community koombayah where everyone goes around saying what they're thankful for. Spoiler alert, nothing.

Are there still leftovers? Is the Wild Turkey gone?

If not, and if anyone needs me, I'll be in the spa and then Rogue's bathroom. With the door locked and the radio on. And the hot water running. For several hours.

Jesus, you guys are like a bunch of frat kids.

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[la_belle_rogue]

[What is it with people invading her room? This is a habit that needs to stop. B| ]

How about ya ask nicely before takin' over mah bathroom.

[It's not a request.]

[codename_duchess]

How about you let me take a freaking bath after you drew on me?

[Archer has never been very good with orders.]

[la_belle_rogue]

That doesn't sound like askin' nice. [Pure innocence. Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. ]

[notdreaming]

Why Rogue's bathroom?

[ That's her friend whose space you're invading, Archer. ]

[codename_duchess]

Because she freaking drew on me!

[notdreaming]

Drew on you? Like, with paint?

[ichoosefight]

If it'll make you feel better, I could tell you what I'm thankful for.

[ She must be feeling better if she's trolling. ]

[codename_duchess]

Is it you shutting up?

[Feed the trolls, and they will feed you back.]

[ichoosefight]

I thank God every day that I don't know how.

[routemistress]

You're up! 'Ey, I've got hot tubs up 'ere, you know. And Wild Turkey, if Rogue doesn't say no.

[codename_duchess]

I'll take you up on that after I'm done with her bathroom. She owes me.

[routemistress]

...So what'd she draw? Do I not get a sneak peek?

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[coldlies]

I wasn't aware we had wild fowl.

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[codename_duchess]

Wild Turkey. It's whiskey -- not good whiskey but, you know. Thanksgiving tradition.

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[coldlies]

[Just guessing here...] Wherein you compete to meet the bottom of the bottle?

[patheticvillain]

Hey now. I'm not a frat kid. I'm the kid who slashes frat kids' tires. Get your facts straight.

[codename_duchess]

Whatever. Some variant of kid. Who draws on unconscious people.

[patheticvillain]

Well, yeah, because a) my birthday isn't until later this month and so I'm still not a legal adult, and b) drawing on unconscious people is super fucking fun.

But I didn't draw on you. Untwist your thong.

[force_captain]

What's a spa?

[Catra focuses on the important things.]

[codename_duchess]

[Hello there, sexy lady. Archer does a double-take he's happy she can't see because, wow, cleavage, and wow, the mask? Kinky as hell.]

It's a place to get pampered -- you know, hot tubs, saunas, massages.

Not that pampering necessarily has to happen there.

[force_captain]

And this is accessible to us poor prisoners? [She just sounds mildly amused. This is such a bad prison.]

[soliterraneous]

When Dean wakes up, you can ask him about leftovers.

[codename_duchess]

Who the hell is Dean?

[silvestris]

If I was you, I'd be glad for the hot water and a door that locks.

[codename_duchess]

Neither of which have been bestowed on me yet. I don't suppose you've got a bathtub, do you?