006 ♐ Voice ♐ The party don't start till I walk in

[codename_duchess]

[This time, Barge, you do not get treated to the sight of Archer's face. This is because his recent coma just saw his initiation into another grand Barge tradition: being drawn on while passed out.]

Okay so that's not the first time I've spent a holiday passed out, but it still kind of sucks. At least I missed the community koombayah where everyone goes around saying what they're thankful for. Spoiler alert, nothing.

Are there still leftovers? Is the Wild Turkey gone?

If not, and if anyone needs me, I'll be in the spa and then Rogue's bathroom. With the door locked and the radio on. And the hot water running. For several hours.

Jesus, you guys are like a bunch of frat kids.

Comments

[silvestris]

If I was you, I'd be glad for the hot water and a door that locks.

[codename_duchess]

Neither of which have been bestowed on me yet. I don't suppose you've got a bathtub, do you?

[silvestris]

I have an open pass to one, but you'd have to be okay with communal tubs.

[codename_duchess]

Yeah, not interested unless the community is in there with me.

[silvestris]

Either a gentleman or an orgy enthusiast, hm? I think you could find a nice crowd to watch you soak naked.

[codename_duchess]

Or both. And I don't doubt that, but they'll have to wait until I get this ink off.