006 ♐ Voice ♐ The party don't start till I walk in

[codename_duchess]

[This time, Barge, you do not get treated to the sight of Archer's face. This is because his recent coma just saw his initiation into another grand Barge tradition: being drawn on while passed out.]

Okay so that's not the first time I've spent a holiday passed out, but it still kind of sucks. At least I missed the community koombayah where everyone goes around saying what they're thankful for. Spoiler alert, nothing.

Are there still leftovers? Is the Wild Turkey gone?

If not, and if anyone needs me, I'll be in the spa and then Rogue's bathroom. With the door locked and the radio on. And the hot water running. For several hours.

Jesus, you guys are like a bunch of frat kids.

Comments

[soliterraneous]

When Dean wakes up, you can ask him about leftovers.

[codename_duchess]

Who the hell is Dean?

[soliterraneous]

The one who cooked.

[codename_duchess]

Woodhouse-style or me-style?

[soliterraneous]

What is the difference?

Competantly.

[codename_duchess]

Well, me-style is an awesome meal served by a competent and not-almost-dying chef. Woodhouse-style is an awesome meal served by an old man who appears to be made entirely out of dried leaves.

[soliterraneous]

I suspect Dean is closer to your age than your servant's.

[codename_duchess]

Does he look at all like he's about to collapse into the dessert?

[soliterraneous]

No, Archer. Nor is he drunk by standard.

[codename_duchess]

[Archer laughs, because sometimes, Aeryn, you are strange.] You say that like it's a bad thing.

[soliterraneous]

I'm sure by now you're used to it. [ Being drunk all the time versus people saying it like it's a bad thing. Your pick, Archer. ]