006 ♐ Voice ♐ The party don't start till I walk in

[codename_duchess]

[This time, Barge, you do not get treated to the sight of Archer's face. This is because his recent coma just saw his initiation into another grand Barge tradition: being drawn on while passed out.]

Okay so that's not the first time I've spent a holiday passed out, but it still kind of sucks. At least I missed the community koombayah where everyone goes around saying what they're thankful for. Spoiler alert, nothing.

Are there still leftovers? Is the Wild Turkey gone?

If not, and if anyone needs me, I'll be in the spa and then Rogue's bathroom. With the door locked and the radio on. And the hot water running. For several hours.

Jesus, you guys are like a bunch of frat kids.

Comments

[patheticvillain]

Well, yeah, because a) my birthday isn't until later this month and so I'm still not a legal adult, and b) drawing on unconscious people is super fucking fun.

But I didn't draw on you. Untwist your thong.

[codename_duchess]

a) happy freaking birthday, and b) try that on me and your next birthday cake will be administered via feeding tube.

[patheticvillain]

a) Happy consciousness, a1) thanks, b) what if instead of that I made you a collage of all the awesome shit you missed while you were napping?

[codename_duchess]

a) THANK YOU, about time someone said it, a1) you're welcome, I'm not getting you anything, b) I guess that doesn't sound totally sucky.

[patheticvillain]

a) I'm the best, a1) you're the worst, b) I told you, I'm the best. Choose your color palette. I'm thinking fuchsia.

[codename_duchess]

...Because the Barge needs to be viewed with rose-tinted glasses?

[patheticvillain]

Fuchsia-tinted. Get it right.

But yes.

[codename_duchess]

Ugh. Some color in the pink family-tinted glasses, whatever.

Yeah, I actually would like to see that.

[patheticvillain]

Then I will make that shit happen for you. Fair warning, it'll probably be the collage version of the National Enqurirer because no giant catastrophes happened really.

[codename_duchess]

The National Enquirer is like a billion times more interesting than regular papers. Even if it is total shit.

Which, let's be honest, everything on this ship is. So it works.

[patheticvillain]

It's totally fitting and I'm an artistic genius, is what you're saying.

[codename_duchess]

Um, if that helps you sleep at night.

[patheticvillain]

Thanks for indulging my personality disorders, buddy.

[codename_duchess]

Always happy to keep up the delusion?

[patheticvillain]

As you should be. It's an actual honor.

[codename_duchess]

Yup, keeping it up here.

Phrasing, boom.