006 ♐ Voice ♐ The party don't start till I walk in

[codename_duchess]

[This time, Barge, you do not get treated to the sight of Archer's face. This is because his recent coma just saw his initiation into another grand Barge tradition: being drawn on while passed out.]

Okay so that's not the first time I've spent a holiday passed out, but it still kind of sucks. At least I missed the community koombayah where everyone goes around saying what they're thankful for. Spoiler alert, nothing.

Are there still leftovers? Is the Wild Turkey gone?

If not, and if anyone needs me, I'll be in the spa and then Rogue's bathroom. With the door locked and the radio on. And the hot water running. For several hours.

Jesus, you guys are like a bunch of frat kids.

Comments

[routemistress]

Entry's conditional on showing a bare minimum of courtesy to the warden in charge, sourpuss.

[force_captain]

This conversation does not involve you, you crotchety old sow.

[This is the minimum courtesy for any woman, Iris. :/ ]

[routemistress]

[The sweetest smile.]

Oh, you're so very, very wrong, duckie. We'll see you at the spa after you graduate. 'Cause you're certainly not getting near it before that. Archer, you're always welcome.