006 ♐ Voice ♐ The party don't start till I walk in

[codename_duchess]

[This time, Barge, you do not get treated to the sight of Archer's face. This is because his recent coma just saw his initiation into another grand Barge tradition: being drawn on while passed out.]

Okay so that's not the first time I've spent a holiday passed out, but it still kind of sucks. At least I missed the community koombayah where everyone goes around saying what they're thankful for. Spoiler alert, nothing.

Are there still leftovers? Is the Wild Turkey gone?

If not, and if anyone needs me, I'll be in the spa and then Rogue's bathroom. With the door locked and the radio on. And the hot water running. For several hours.

Jesus, you guys are like a bunch of frat kids.

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[codename_duchess]

Um, because manners are for pussies?

[notdreaming]

[ These cultural differences are getting pretty serious. ]

...Are cats a gender?

[codename_duchess]

What? No, but... now that you say it I'm pretty sure there are some people out there who'd identify as "cat".

[notdreaming]

I think I was less confused when I didn't speak the language.

[codename_duchess]

What?

[notdreaming]

When I woke up on a strange planet hearing conversations across the world in alien languages. My head hurt less too.

[codename_duchess]

Wait, how'd we get from baths to Joan of Arc Reactors?

[notdreaming]

[ THROWING HER HANDS UP IN THE AIR. ]

I give up. Earth is too hard.

[codename_duchess]

Oh, like wherever you're from makes any sense. I bet you battle giant bugs in your spare time all Starship Troopers style.

[notdreaming]

My family is more Science Guild than Military. [ Although damn, Lara. ] Which doesn't help even a little bit with cultural differences.

[codename_duchess]

So you sit with the other Kriegerish weirdos at lunch. Got it.

[notdreaming]

You are not a nice person.

[codename_duchess]

Duh and/or hello?

[notdreaming]

[ Nope that's it she's leaving. ]

[codename_duchess]

Third dramatic hangup and counting! I am awesome!