006 ♐ Voice ♐ The party don't start till I walk in

[codename_duchess]

[This time, Barge, you do not get treated to the sight of Archer's face. This is because his recent coma just saw his initiation into another grand Barge tradition: being drawn on while passed out.]

Okay so that's not the first time I've spent a holiday passed out, but it still kind of sucks. At least I missed the community koombayah where everyone goes around saying what they're thankful for. Spoiler alert, nothing.

Are there still leftovers? Is the Wild Turkey gone?

If not, and if anyone needs me, I'll be in the spa and then Rogue's bathroom. With the door locked and the radio on. And the hot water running. For several hours.

Jesus, you guys are like a bunch of frat kids.

Comments

[codename_duchess]

Is this the bid wherein you attempt to show me you have half a brain?

[ichoosefight]

No, this is the bid where I'm bored and irritable and you happen to be talkative.

[codename_duchess]

Oh great. Be sure to tip your waitresses, I'll be here till Monday.

Or whenever freaking Rogue will open her freaking door and let me use her freaking bath!

[ichoosefight]

I don't know her, but if I were the one who drew on your face I wouldn't help you wash it off for at least a day.

[codename_duchess]

Yes, yes, we know. We've established that you're a bitch.

[ichoosefight]

It's no fun if I don't get to rub it in.

[codename_duchess]

Go rub on things that don't involve me.

[ichoosefight]

Now you're just trying to provoke me.

[codename_duchess]

And you're not even trying to resist the temptation.

[ichoosefight]

I'm positively incorrigible.

[codename_duchess]

Or just not very witty.

[ichoosefight]

Now that was below the belt.

[ She is very witty thank you!!! Spoiler is an excellent superhero name. ]