006 ♐ Voice ♐ The party don't start till I walk in

[codename_duchess]

[This time, Barge, you do not get treated to the sight of Archer's face. This is because his recent coma just saw his initiation into another grand Barge tradition: being drawn on while passed out.]

Okay so that's not the first time I've spent a holiday passed out, but it still kind of sucks. At least I missed the community koombayah where everyone goes around saying what they're thankful for. Spoiler alert, nothing.

Are there still leftovers? Is the Wild Turkey gone?

If not, and if anyone needs me, I'll be in the spa and then Rogue's bathroom. With the door locked and the radio on. And the hot water running. For several hours.

Jesus, you guys are like a bunch of frat kids.

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[la_belle_rogue]

[Eternal patience.]

Sterling, honey, that wasn't even in the form of a question.

[codename_duchess]

Please let me into your goddamn bathroom?

[la_belle_rogue]

Almost there. Now try it one last time without the swearing or the nasty tone.

[codename_duchess]

GOD DAMMIT ROGUE. OPEN THE DOOR.

[la_belle_rogue]

[Overdramatic sigh.]

Now that's just takin' a giant leap backwards.

[She's holding firm. If he doesn't calm down and actually ask her politely, no swearing, no shouting, she's not opening the door.]

private private sooooo private

[codename_duchess]

Oh for Christ's sake.

RoguecanIuseyourbathroompleasealsoIneedaloofah.

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[la_belle_rogue]

Course ya can, sugah.

[Now was that really so difficult?]

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[codename_duchess]

[You have no idea, Rogue.]

And I think I deserve some goddamn body wash.

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[la_belle_rogue]

[One step at a time.]

If ya don't mind smellin' like Gardenias.

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[codename_duchess]

Ugh. How do we not have that hotel room soap service here?

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[la_belle_rogue]

Ah'm gonna just let that one go, and not remind ya that this is not hotel.