015 ♐ Video ♐ Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on

[codename_duchess]

[Friends Filter (if you think you're on it…)]

[What has two thumbs, a martini, and post-coma consciousness? This guy.] You can stop worrying, I'm back. What'd I miss?


[Sometime later, filtered to dog owners]

Hey Barge people with dogs! I need to talk to you. I'm on a mission from - well not God, I guess Coyote? - and I could use your help. For the next couple of hours I need enough dogs to fill a freaking kennel, and Kazak's big but he's not, you know, multiple animals. Plus Rogue already knows him and I need to hit her with a tidal wave of new cuteness.

And don't worry, I just wanna take them to visit her. So what do you say, guys? [It's unclear whether he's addressing the owners or the dogs themselves.] Are you in?

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[codename_duchess]

Wait wait wait wait wait. Back up. Have you never tasted bacon?

Hold on. I'm gonna find a baseball.

[with_my_teacup]

['I consume without tasting! I am hunger! Treats? Or ball, I shall play ball! Wait where are you going?']

I'm sorry to interrupt but exactly what are you talking about?

[codename_duchess]

That defeats the purpose! You're supposed to slow down and chew your food.

I just told you I'll be right back!

- We're having a conversation here, do you mind?

[with_my_teacup]

About what. In a supervisory capacity I feel I should ask.

['I was talking to him pack leader leader put him back? He has a ball!']

[codename_duchess]

Bacon and existentialism. And fetch.

Is it cool with you if we play fetch?

[with_my_teacup]

Yeah. Sure. Okay.

['We go! We go! I shall find you!' As Partner flips out and starts jumping in front of the door.]

[codename_duchess]

Dude, your dog thinks he's from the 17th century.

[with_my_teacup]

Nah, his other daddy's a death god, he just probably picked up some bad habits.

[You know what? He's just going to go along with this like it's normal.]

[codename_duchess]

We're going to have to work on his vocabulary.

Awww. Who's a son of a lich?

[with_my_teacup]

['Meeee! All hail the lich king! Leader leader let us go!']

Well that set him off. Ima take him out before he has an aneurysm.

[codename_duchess]

Don't even joke about that.

[with_my_teacup]

Remember he's actually dead. He can't actually.

[codename_duchess]

I'm not talking about him.

[with_my_teacup]

Sorry to trample your delicate sensibilities.

[codename_duchess]

Thank you.

[with_my_teacup]

See you around for fetch.