codename_duchess: (Professional spying)
Sterling M. Archer ([personal profile] codename_duchess) wrote2014-05-20 08:38 am

015 ♐ Video ♐ Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on

[Friends Filter (if you think you're on it…)]

[What has two thumbs, a martini, and post-coma consciousness? This guy.] You can stop worrying, I'm back. What'd I miss?


[Sometime later, filtered to dog owners]

Hey Barge people with dogs! I need to talk to you. I'm on a mission from - well not God, I guess Coyote? - and I could use your help. For the next couple of hours I need enough dogs to fill a freaking kennel, and Kazak's big but he's not, you know, multiple animals. Plus Rogue already knows him and I need to hit her with a tidal wave of new cuteness.

And don't worry, I just wanna take them to visit her. So what do you say, guys? [It's unclear whether he's addressing the owners or the dogs themselves.] Are you in?
with_my_teacup: (3-Dog:Face)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2014-05-20 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
When you say 'dog', you mean the earth variety, and alive, right?
with_my_teacup: (3-Dog:Ears)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2014-05-20 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I think he's cute.

Partner! [Cue long ... canid...? muzzle jamming into the communicator to find the noise.]

But I don't think he's what you're looking for.
with_my_teacup: (3-Silhouette With Dog)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2014-05-20 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[The glowing eyes-- one red, one blue--and the unhealed wounds say yes, he's dead. The warble-warble-YAP bark just says 'hey, you're talking, someone's talking, where are you you aren't in the room hey']

Undead, if we're being technical.
with_my_teacup: (Default)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2014-05-20 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Roooroooroo means 'hi! Hi! Hi!']

Give or take a little. He used to be cagier but I think he lost a lot of his threat response when he was reanimated.
with_my_teacup: (3-Dog:Ears)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2014-05-20 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
['I am! Me! Hail the lich king! I am!']
mistconduct: ([Pom] 2)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-05-20 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure, take my pups. But be nice to them. Bowie has a sensitive tummy.
with_my_teacup: (3-Dog:Face)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2014-05-20 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
['He is life eternal without the weakness of the flesh! Do you want to play? Do you have a stick?]
deadly_ned: (!digby headonpaws)

[personal profile] deadly_ned 2014-05-20 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't mind lending Digby out for a little while. He's friendly, but he's not usually..I don't know. Hyperactive? He struggles to know how to play with other dogs.

But if it's for Rogue.
mistconduct: ([Pom] 1)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-05-20 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Big girl. Lassie's a girl.

Yeah, don't do that shit.
with_my_teacup: (3-Dog:Ears)

[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2014-05-20 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[The dead cannot taste bacon though I know it is amazing! This is my faith! All hail the lich king he plays fetch with me!

I will not worship you as a god but I will play fetch with you!]
mistconduct: ([unmasked] chilling on the porch)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-05-20 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Goddamn right.

[Bowie starts to whine, because omg you can give me whatever food you want!!!]

Jesus, how long are you planning to borrow him for?
deadly_ned: (!digby hugs)

[personal profile] deadly_ned 2014-05-20 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
He's very good at sticking by other people. Yes.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] check out my mom's old crap)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-05-20 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Say what?

Bowie, settle the fuck down, jesus.

[a few hours aaaaah no no no what about lunch and dinner and treats?! TREATS]

I have a bag of his t-r-e-a-t-s I can give you.

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