codename_duchess: (Professional spying)
Sterling M. Archer ([personal profile] codename_duchess) wrote2014-05-20 08:38 am

015 ♐ Video ♐ Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on

[Friends Filter (if you think you're on it…)]

[What has two thumbs, a martini, and post-coma consciousness? This guy.] You can stop worrying, I'm back. What'd I miss?


[Sometime later, filtered to dog owners]

Hey Barge people with dogs! I need to talk to you. I'm on a mission from - well not God, I guess Coyote? - and I could use your help. For the next couple of hours I need enough dogs to fill a freaking kennel, and Kazak's big but he's not, you know, multiple animals. Plus Rogue already knows him and I need to hit her with a tidal wave of new cuteness.

And don't worry, I just wanna take them to visit her. So what do you say, guys? [It's unclear whether he's addressing the owners or the dogs themselves.] Are you in?
routemistress: (dogs 1)

[personal profile] routemistress 2014-05-20 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Iris is just going to send Elvis and Solace over to Archer's. They're totally in.]
routemistress: (dogs 1)

[personal profile] routemistress 2014-05-20 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[They grin happily up into his face. Elvis and Solace communicate constantly, finishing each other's sentences indiscriminately.
Came alone.
Know where you live.
Know where everyone lives.
HI KAZAK HIII HII HIII
Does he have Frisbees?
Cats?
We like cats.
We're good boys.
Barbara has cat.
She's our friend.
We're good boys.
We gonna play?]

routemistress: (dogs 1)

[personal profile] routemistress 2014-05-21 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[For this he gets a goodhumoured nosepoke from Solace and a flopped-ear laugh from Elvis.

Till Mum wants us.
Till we need to organise chickens.
Till dinnertime.
Till walktime.
HIII DEADPARTNER HII.
Got balls?
Got frisbeee?]