Sterling M. Archer (
codename_duchess) wrote2014-05-20 08:38 am
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015 ♐ Video ♐ Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
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[What has two thumbs, a martini, and post-coma consciousness? This guy.] You can stop worrying, I'm back. What'd I miss?
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Hey Barge people with dogs! I need to talk to you. I'm on a mission from - well not God, I guess Coyote? - and I could use your help. For the next couple of hours I need enough dogs to fill a freaking kennel, and Kazak's big but he's not, you know, multiple animals. Plus Rogue already knows him and I need to hit her with a tidal wave of new cuteness.
And don't worry, I just wanna take them to visit her. So what do you say, guys? [It's unclear whether he's addressing the owners or the dogs themselves.] Are you in?
[What has two thumbs, a martini, and post-coma consciousness? This guy.] You can stop worrying, I'm back. What'd I miss?
[Sometime later, filtered to dog owners]
Hey Barge people with dogs! I need to talk to you. I'm on a mission from - well not God, I guess Coyote? - and I could use your help. For the next couple of hours I need enough dogs to fill a freaking kennel, and Kazak's big but he's not, you know, multiple animals. Plus Rogue already knows him and I need to hit her with a tidal wave of new cuteness.
And don't worry, I just wanna take them to visit her. So what do you say, guys? [It's unclear whether he's addressing the owners or the dogs themselves.] Are you in?
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Nothin'. Ah'm fine.
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Okay, no, Ah'm not. Ah miss him. It feels stupid how much. We talked about this, it bein' casual and no strings.
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Which him? Oh, Dean? Yeah, he left, didn't he.
So what's the problem?
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[When'd you get so insightful, Sterling?]
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