018 ♐ Voice ♐ Motherfuckin' ice man, I'm the top gunner

[codename_duchess]

Hey. Zero people -- you guys, the jackasses flipping cards and winning hands all night. Yeah, you.

One of you has my shoe.

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for the other one, I can tell you you’re not getting it. If you give it back now, that’ll be the end of it. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will mess up all the shit you own.

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[akweks]

How did you leave without your shoe?

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[codename_duchess]

I was barefoot. And shitfaced. Why?

voice;

[akweks]

[Alright, he doesn't know what that means, but he can guess.]

It seems an important detail not to notice.

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[codename_duchess]

Well I was carrying the other one! Christ. Have you never gotten naked in public before?

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[akweks]

Why would you not simply put the shoe on?

voice;

[codename_duchess]

Because I was distracted! I have a social life!

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[akweks]

That doesn't make sense.

voice;

[codename_duchess]

How the hell doesn't it make sense? I was busy talking to people. Idiot.

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[akweks]

Are you incapable of doing several things at once?

voice;

[codename_duchess]

Well, not like you are. I can listen to what people are goddamn saying.

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[akweks]

[oh my god.]

Do you...

[cannulalingus]

Let's start from the beginning.

What did the shoe look like?

[codename_duchess]

Uh, it was made of black leather and had laces and a sole and a part to put your foot in?

[punched_hitler]

You don't have more than one pair of shoes?

[codename_duchess]

This was the only pair of handmade Italian leather shoes I picked up on a mission to Vatican City to save the Pope. Which sucks because normally in Italy I get like, fifteen new pairs.

[punched_hitler]

[Right.] You could always ask the Admiral for another pair, if no one comes forward.