010 ♐ Video ♐ Now today is tomorrow and tomorrow today, and yesterday is weaving in and out

[codename_duchess]

[Backdated to earlier today]

[The first thing that's visible is a close-up of a bright blue cat's eye. It pulls back, showing that it belongs to a sleek, short-haired lilac-point Siamese. She looks distinctly unimpressed, aiming an unamused stare at the communicator before turning to speak.] You're on, Sterling.

Shut up. [Archer grabs the communicator and glares down at it. A few notes: he's dressed in Victorian clothing, a very fine waistcoat and cravat; he's speaking with an English accent; and he is uncharacteristically badly-groomed, all messy hair and rumpled sleeves. There's also the talking cat.] Is this a joke? Since you've somehow managed to abduct me here, the least you could do is make sure the accommodations are livable. Look!

[He pans the camera over his cabin, which is just as modern and fancy as it normally is. It just looks lived-in, bed unmade and clothes thrown on the floor, a few books and empty bottles on the tables.] See? Filthy! I've seen neater huts built by savages on primitive islands. If this place is meant to be so special, one would think there'd be staff.

Somebody get a maid in here. You don't want me to contact my mother.

Comments

[la_belle_rogue]

Oh. Good. You're fine.

[This sure has been a flood. So she's glad he isn't too different. ]

[force_captain]

[Talking cat you say?]

So who are you now?

video;

[ichoosefight]

Dude.

Your cat talks.

[ CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THE RESCUE. ]

[this_corrosion]

Is that

Why are you

[Nope. No. Comment deleted. He's hit the limit for weird shit today.]