codename_duchess: (That is classic mother)
[personal profile] codename_duchess
Seriously? Is that what everyone was so excited about, a bunch of people going nuts because someone messed with them? That happens everywhere! Why the hell didn’t you guys tell me about the goddamn Victorian city I was doomed to wander around, complete with my own freaking Hobbes?! I mean, we didn’t exactly have any sled conversations, but it was pretty obvious someone was playing around with the Calvin thing. [Did we mention he‘s in the pub and holding a Scotch? Because he is and he sips at it now. Yes, he’s essentially drunk-dialing the Barge -- this is a pattern he will probably follow for the duration of his time on board.] Which reminds me, who do I talk to about getting a cat?

Or getting my liquor cabinet restocked. Or my gun locker. And don’t give me some bullshit metaphysical answer like “you can’t talk to who’s in charge” or “you just have to wait”. I am neither a deist nor a Supremes fan. Oh, you know what else is bullshit? Detaining prisoners without charges! I get that we’re doing Archer in Wonderland, what I don’t get is why!

[He fumes at the camera for a minute before taking another drink of Scotch, which seems to have a calming affect almost immediately.] Because if I don’t get to talk to someone official I’ll assume it’s parking tickets. That, or banging that stuntwoman on the hood of that cab. ‘Cause let’s face it, I haven’t really done anything wrong.

-- Oh, shit, this isn’t about Woodhouse, is it? Come on! He’s not even people!

Is there anything else about this shitshow I should know?
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Date: 2013-09-26 11:04 pm (UTC)
indispensible: (Default)
From: [personal profile] indispensible
Everyone's done something wrong.

Date: 2013-09-26 11:17 pm (UTC)
routemistress: (profile 2)
From: [personal profile] routemistress
None of that applies 'ere. Sticks or blades, take it or leave it, Sonny Jim.

[private]

Date: 2013-09-27 12:36 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] oh my god shut up it was one)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
What about what he did to Cassel?

[private]

Date: 2013-09-27 12:44 am (UTC)
routemistress: (Default)
From: [personal profile] routemistress
'E got 'is kicking for that and 'e's not doing it again. It's got to be left behind at some point.

[private]

Date: 2013-09-27 12:46 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] don't punch me pls)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
He didn't even fucking apologize.

[private]

Date: 2013-09-27 12:48 am (UTC)
routemistress: (Default)
From: [personal profile] routemistress
I'll see if I can get 'im to. 'Cause I think 'e actually is sorry, now.

[private]

Date: 2013-09-27 12:53 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] crawling in my skin)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Good.

Going back to bed now. Wake me when he's ready to say he's sorry.

[private/video]

Date: 2013-09-27 01:08 am (UTC)
halftheman: (Aloof)
From: [personal profile] halftheman
We are what we are. One without the other would be less than whole.

video;

Date: 2013-09-27 05:41 pm (UTC)
notdreaming: stare, neutral, sad (I was eating that)
From: [personal profile] notdreaming
It's not jut breaches. There are smaller floods too, where only one or two things change. They're all pretty weird.

Date: 2013-09-27 10:56 pm (UTC)
lastrat: (and your heart was an open book)
From: [personal profile] lastrat
Oh, very witty. I'm practically dazzled.

Date: 2013-09-27 10:58 pm (UTC)
lastrat: (I know I'd never be me)
From: [personal profile] lastrat
You know what they say, about getting what you deserve.

Date: 2013-09-27 11:02 pm (UTC)
lastrat: (the phoenix for the flame)
From: [personal profile] lastrat
Now that hurts. You hardly know me.

Date: 2013-09-27 11:07 pm (UTC)
lastrat: (ain't nobody gonna tell me that I am wro)
From: [personal profile] lastrat
Does avoid a waste of time.

Date: 2013-09-28 03:02 am (UTC)
soliterraneous: (speaking; headtilt)
From: [personal profile] soliterraneous
Stop trying to be clever.

Men who don't enjoy starving.

Date: 2013-09-28 03:22 am (UTC)
soliterraneous: (Default)
From: [personal profile] soliterraneous
You are the only one attempting. [ And failing. Majestically. ]

Yes, poor people. You, now, are a poor person. Adapt, Archer.

Date: 2013-09-28 09:47 pm (UTC)
heisrisen: (scruffy)
From: [personal profile] heisrisen
It's the Imperial we.

[amused]

Melchior is above politics.
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