009 ♐ Video ♐ 'Cause there's so many fine women that my head is spinning

[Archer makes his cards pretty simple, and keeps them to the point. Everyone on board gets a red paper heart decorated with a handwritten "Happy Valentine's Day, idiot. -Archer" There are a couple of people who deserve more specific messages, though, so he adds a few postscripts.

( Messages for Rogue, Catra, Morgana, Steph )

[The Sterling Archer who switches on the feed does not look like he normally does. Instead of a turtleneck or suit he's wearing a red leather chest harness as if it's entirely normal everyday attire, and instead of wearing his usual shit-eating smirk or irritated glare he looks… pensive. Calm. Oddly normal.

There's still a bottle of Scotch in his hand, though, because old habits die hard.]

Ah realize it's a couple days late, but… never got around to it earlier. Thanks for the party, never had one of those before. Mother always thought mah birthday wasn't as big a deal as her goddamn dog's. Sure was a helluva lot better than the other ones, no one even took mah car.

So, uh… we doin' anythin' for the single people here this V-Day?

[OOC: Archer now has Steph's empathy, Catra's dress sense, and Rogue's accent.]