You know what to do.

[codename_duchess]

Hang on! [There's the sound of fast footfalls, heavy breathing, as if he's running.] Don't hang up don't hang up! [Glass breaks, a cat yowls somewhere, and there's the sound of something weighty hitting piano keys.] GODDAMMIT! HANG ON! [There's the sound of a gunshot, a scream, and a relieved sigh.]

Mmmyello?

HAH! Elaborate voicemail hoax! Leave it, stupid. [Beep!]