codename_duchess: (Remember the Rock-Eater?)
Sterling M. Archer ([personal profile] codename_duchess) wrote2014-03-29 08:08 am

012 ♐ Video ♐ I sit and spew my guts out to the open air 'cause no one wants to hear a drunken fool

[For a split second there is darkness, and a muffled "Shit, hold on - hold on, I got it" in Archer’s voice. When he gets his hand off the camera and holds the communicator up properly he’s in his natural state (drunk), behaving normally (drinking), leaning up against a chair propping up Gary’s feet.] Hey Barge, help us out with something.

[Gary is draped over both of the chairs in Archer’s room and endeavoring to take up as much space as is humanly possible. He flips the camera a lazy salute. He is also drunk. His sunglasses are on his head. It’s a party.] We wanted to know, what are some things you’ve done? Or haven’t done? What- what are the things -

[He trails off into giggling. Archer guffaws, raising a tall glass filled with a thick pale green substance in a toast.] Mmmm. So. - Yeah, anyway, we’re playing a game. And we’re going for the record, right, buddy?

I’ve no fucking idea, [Gary replies, grinning like an idiot and finishing off his own glass.]

Jesus Christ, really? We’ve been playing this for - holy shit, four hours and eight minutes. Do you seriously think anyone’s ever played Never Have I Ever for this long before? [Archer pauses thoughtfully.] Have any of you ever played Never Have I Ever for four hours and eight minutes? [He anticipates a no, raising his Green Russian expectantly.] We’re kinda running out of questions.

[Gary reaches down to swat at Archer’s shoulder to get his attention.] Oh, waitwaitwait. Never have I ever kept a Never Have I Ever game going this long!

Except you totally have now! [Archer greets this with a cheer, punching the air as he drains down the rest of the drink in one go.]

[OOC: Truth flood joint post with [personal profile] this_corrosion! Both Gary and Archer are affected. Replies may come from either or both of them.]
this_corrosion: (if you are not very careful)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-29 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is so hilarious he can't even handle it.]

No, no wait. I don't know about that one, because does having sexual feelings about yourself count? I don't know if I'm a dad, but it's possible.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] shrugging)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-03-29 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't count, you asshole. What the fuck, sexual feelings for yourself? That's just fucking narcissism. That's staying in your room and never coming out because you jerk off too much.

You fucking sleaze.
youwillgotohell: (this'll be my last confession)

I think you mean glorious threadjacking

[personal profile] youwillgotohell 2014-03-29 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I have not. [Eyebrows arched.]

How did this start?
youwillgotohell: (save my blushes for the grave)

[personal profile] youwillgotohell 2014-03-29 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. The Barge is a world of experiences. [s a r c a s m.]
la_belle_rogue: (huh)

[personal profile] la_belle_rogue 2014-03-29 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[You are so special, Archer.]

Yeah, ta how much poison y'can pour down yer throat before ya need hospitalized.
this_corrosion: (one track heart)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-29 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
With drinking.
this_corrosion: (i'll never soften my grip)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-29 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not in my fucking room right now.

[QED.]
myresponsibility: (Just curious.)

[personal profile] myresponsibility 2014-03-29 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Just jerks who are insecure about their own intelligence, mainly.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] annoyed)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-03-29 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You're such a fucking degenerate.
this_corrosion: (one track mind)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-29 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah they do! But - you're not driving, so it's fine.
this_corrosion: (i'm gonna fly)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-29 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What a twat.

[He's awfully cheerful about this.]

Oh my God. We should play drinking games.
la_belle_rogue: (scratched)

[personal profile] la_belle_rogue 2014-03-30 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yes it is. It's called alcohol poisoning.
sickjoke: ([RH] Oh my head)

[personal profile] sickjoke 2014-03-30 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
I got all my ribs broken by Master Marvel. Twelve year old tyrant imbued with the powers of a god, basically. He was the closest base, and Mallah and the Brain are occasionally his guests, because they're good pals, so Mallah gets his own suite in the Mountain.
ichoosefight: (🌱 not sure where you're going with this)

[personal profile] ichoosefight 2014-03-30 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it your turn now?
this_corrosion: (i just want to make a change)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-30 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
You're saying a lot of words that I've got no frame of reference for.
this_corrosion: (one track heart)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-30 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I guess it is. Do you have anything to drink, because if you don't... you can't play.
sickjoke: ([RH] Good luck you moron)

[personal profile] sickjoke 2014-03-30 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
A very bad man punched me till I fell down. My friends took me home to recuperate.

Better?
this_corrosion: (i'll never soften my grip)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-30 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Can you really call a twelve year old a man?
sickjoke: ([RH] What you said pains me)

[personal profile] sickjoke 2014-03-30 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
When his powers are activated he's a fully grown adult male.

Trust me, it's really weird.
ichoosefight: (inconspicuous)

[personal profile] ichoosefight 2014-03-30 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I have soda.

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