012 ♐ Video ♐ I sit and spew my guts out to the open air 'cause no one wants to hear a drunken fool

[codename_duchess]

[For a split second there is darkness, and a muffled "Shit, hold on - hold on, I got it" in Archer’s voice. When he gets his hand off the camera and holds the communicator up properly he’s in his natural state (drunk), behaving normally (drinking), leaning up against a chair propping up Gary’s feet.] Hey Barge, help us out with something.

[Gary is draped over both of the chairs in Archer’s room and endeavoring to take up as much space as is humanly possible. He flips the camera a lazy salute. He is also drunk. His sunglasses are on his head. It’s a party.] We wanted to know, what are some things you’ve done? Or haven’t done? What- what are the things -

[He trails off into giggling. Archer guffaws, raising a tall glass filled with a thick pale green substance in a toast.] Mmmm. So. - Yeah, anyway, we’re playing a game. And we’re going for the record, right, buddy?

I’ve no fucking idea, [Gary replies, grinning like an idiot and finishing off his own glass.]

Jesus Christ, really? We’ve been playing this for - holy shit, four hours and eight minutes. Do you seriously think anyone’s ever played Never Have I Ever for this long before? [Archer pauses thoughtfully.] Have any of you ever played Never Have I Ever for four hours and eight minutes? [He anticipates a no, raising his Green Russian expectantly.] We’re kinda running out of questions.

[Gary reaches down to swat at Archer’s shoulder to get his attention.] Oh, waitwaitwait. Never have I ever kept a Never Have I Ever game going this long!

Except you totally have now! [Archer greets this with a cheer, punching the air as he drains down the rest of the drink in one go.]

[OOC: Truth flood joint post with this_corrosion! Both Gary and Archer are affected. Replies may come from either or both of them.]

Comments

Beforemath spam!

[this_corrosion]

These. [Gary says, gesturing to his first Green Russian of the night,] These are dangerous. Who the fuck came up with this?

[sickjoke]

Gary.

This is not an okay way to handle the pub ban.

[myresponsibility]

Why would you want to?

[youwillgotohell]

What in the world is Never Have I Ever?

[ichoosefight]

I've never played Never Have I Ever for four and a half hours.

[ That answers all of his questions nicely, she thinks. ]

pretty sure I'll be using this icon in repeat for this

[la_belle_rogue]

[Rogue is trying valiantly to not just crack up at her inmate. Shouldn't encourage him. But she's smiling really hard. ]

Four hours huh? Ya feelin' alright there, Archer?

[She knows he's a drinker of epic proportions, but she does have to check.]

[mistconduct]

Never have I ever had sexual feelings for anyone's dad, Gary.

[agoodboyreally]

[He hasn't figured this one out yet, but assumes it means anyone affected can't tell lies; he's certainly come up with at least one or two in the meantime. (Czeslaw, that isn't how it works.) He knows he can dissemble, at least, and gapes at both of them.]

So you tell the truth as part of a game?

[spam for Rogue]

[codename_duchess]

[This flood - at least he thinks it's this flood - sucks. Combining it with the truly inhuman amount of alcohol he's ingested, it leads him to an awkward place of truth that he is, luckily, a bit too wasted to clearly appreciate.

And as one does when sad and drunk, he pounds on his warden's door and pushes inside as soon as she answers.]

Rogue. Rogue, nobody loves me.