codename_duchess: (Remember the Rock-Eater?)
Sterling M. Archer ([personal profile] codename_duchess) wrote2014-03-29 08:08 am

012 ♐ Video ♐ I sit and spew my guts out to the open air 'cause no one wants to hear a drunken fool

[For a split second there is darkness, and a muffled "Shit, hold on - hold on, I got it" in Archer’s voice. When he gets his hand off the camera and holds the communicator up properly he’s in his natural state (drunk), behaving normally (drinking), leaning up against a chair propping up Gary’s feet.] Hey Barge, help us out with something.

[Gary is draped over both of the chairs in Archer’s room and endeavoring to take up as much space as is humanly possible. He flips the camera a lazy salute. He is also drunk. His sunglasses are on his head. It’s a party.] We wanted to know, what are some things you’ve done? Or haven’t done? What- what are the things -

[He trails off into giggling. Archer guffaws, raising a tall glass filled with a thick pale green substance in a toast.] Mmmm. So. - Yeah, anyway, we’re playing a game. And we’re going for the record, right, buddy?

I’ve no fucking idea, [Gary replies, grinning like an idiot and finishing off his own glass.]

Jesus Christ, really? We’ve been playing this for - holy shit, four hours and eight minutes. Do you seriously think anyone’s ever played Never Have I Ever for this long before? [Archer pauses thoughtfully.] Have any of you ever played Never Have I Ever for four hours and eight minutes? [He anticipates a no, raising his Green Russian expectantly.] We’re kinda running out of questions.

[Gary reaches down to swat at Archer’s shoulder to get his attention.] Oh, waitwaitwait. Never have I ever kept a Never Have I Ever game going this long!

Except you totally have now! [Archer greets this with a cheer, punching the air as he drains down the rest of the drink in one go.]

[OOC: Truth flood joint post with [personal profile] this_corrosion! Both Gary and Archer are affected. Replies may come from either or both of them.]
this_corrosion: (i'm gonna fly)

Beforemath spam!

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-29 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
These. [Gary says, gesturing to his first Green Russian of the night,] These are dangerous. Who the fuck came up with this?
sickjoke: ([RH] What you said pains me)

[personal profile] sickjoke 2014-03-29 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Gary.

This is not an okay way to handle the pub ban.
this_corrosion: (if you are not very careful)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-29 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm, God bless Pam. I've only had absinthe the once, woke up in the boot of someone's car. Wasn't locked or anything, still don't know what happened there.
this_corrosion: (don't need money don't need fame)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-29 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
M'not in the pub.

[Apparently he found his communicator somewhere. It's supposed to be on video, but all you can see is the ceiling of Archer's cabin and part of a sleeve.]
this_corrosion: (so i always act like i'm the best)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-29 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It's got to be an acquired taste. Something. Have you ever been a wheel?

[That wasn't what he meant to ask, but he can't figure out which word is wrong. He frowns down at his glass in contemplation.]
this_corrosion: (if you are not very careful)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-29 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's legal. It honestly wouldn't matter that much if it didn't taste like allsorts, but this is good. Balances it out or something.

[He squints at the reconstruction of the car story.]

Yeah that'd make sense. My question didn't really come out right.

[He waves his free hand. Forget it. Not important.]
sickjoke: ([RH] Whoa there stud)

[personal profile] sickjoke 2014-03-29 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
And you are not with me, either. We're going to need a clarifying of the rules, Gary.
myresponsibility: (You're serious right now.)

[personal profile] myresponsibility 2014-03-29 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would you want to?
youwillgotohell: (shines when the sunset shifts)

[personal profile] youwillgotohell 2014-03-29 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
What in the world is Never Have I Ever?
myresponsibility: (Seriously this is just pathetic.)

[personal profile] myresponsibility 2014-03-29 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Because alcohol poisoning, giving people way too much information about your life, running out of stupid questions to ask... I could go on.
myresponsibility: (Well isn't that special.)

[personal profile] myresponsibility 2014-03-29 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. I don't think I've ever played that.
this_corrosion: (don't need money don't need fame)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-29 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yelled, from somewhere in the background:]

Ask if he's got any friends!
myresponsibility: (I work here I promise.)

[personal profile] myresponsibility 2014-03-29 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. Not even going to try to be sorry about it.
this_corrosion: (your possessions will possess you)

constructive threadjacking 101

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-29 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi Morgana!
this_corrosion: (don't do love don't do friends)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-29 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Never Have I Ever is a drinking game! You say things you've done or if you haven't done them and then other people agree with you and you drink!

[Omg though Morgana wait.]

Have you ever had a Green Russian?

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