012 ♐ Video ♐ I sit and spew my guts out to the open air 'cause no one wants to hear a drunken fool

[codename_duchess]

[For a split second there is darkness, and a muffled "Shit, hold on - hold on, I got it" in Archer’s voice. When he gets his hand off the camera and holds the communicator up properly he’s in his natural state (drunk), behaving normally (drinking), leaning up against a chair propping up Gary’s feet.] Hey Barge, help us out with something.

[Gary is draped over both of the chairs in Archer’s room and endeavoring to take up as much space as is humanly possible. He flips the camera a lazy salute. He is also drunk. His sunglasses are on his head. It’s a party.] We wanted to know, what are some things you’ve done? Or haven’t done? What- what are the things -

[He trails off into giggling. Archer guffaws, raising a tall glass filled with a thick pale green substance in a toast.] Mmmm. So. - Yeah, anyway, we’re playing a game. And we’re going for the record, right, buddy?

I’ve no fucking idea, [Gary replies, grinning like an idiot and finishing off his own glass.]

Jesus Christ, really? We’ve been playing this for - holy shit, four hours and eight minutes. Do you seriously think anyone’s ever played Never Have I Ever for this long before? [Archer pauses thoughtfully.] Have any of you ever played Never Have I Ever for four hours and eight minutes? [He anticipates a no, raising his Green Russian expectantly.] We’re kinda running out of questions.

[Gary reaches down to swat at Archer’s shoulder to get his attention.] Oh, waitwaitwait. Never have I ever kept a Never Have I Ever game going this long!

Except you totally have now! [Archer greets this with a cheer, punching the air as he drains down the rest of the drink in one go.]

[OOC: Truth flood joint post with this_corrosion! Both Gary and Archer are affected. Replies may come from either or both of them.]

Comments

[codename_duchess]

Why wouldn't you want to?

[myresponsibility]

Because alcohol poisoning, giving people way too much information about your life, running out of stupid questions to ask... I could go on.

[codename_duchess]

Oh, I bet you still play Truth or Dare.

[myresponsibility]

Nope. I don't think I've ever played that.

[codename_duchess]

And if I say D&D, am I closer?

[this_corrosion]

[Yelled, from somewhere in the background:]

Ask if he's got any friends!

[codename_duchess]

Dude, he plays D&D. What do you expect?

[myresponsibility]

I do. We're apparently planning on playing some D&D.

[myresponsibility]

Yep. Not even going to try to be sorry about it.

[codename_duchess]

With other living people?

[myresponsibility]

It's not really a single player game.

[codename_duchess]

Do people sit around asking why the hell you want to play it?

[myresponsibility]

Just jerks who are insecure about their own intelligence, mainly.

[codename_duchess]

And jerks who are insecure about their own ability to have fun and be awesome tell me not to play this. We're even.

[myresponsibility]

Hey, I never told you not to play. I asked why you'd want to play for four hours and eight minutes.

But you know, putting words in people's mouths means you've lost the argument so. Thanks.

[codename_duchess]

I have not! The argument is, shut your stupid face and go away.

[myresponsibility]

How old are you, exactly?