codename_duchess: (Remember the Rock-Eater?)
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[For a split second there is darkness, and a muffled "Shit, hold on - hold on, I got it" in Archer’s voice. When he gets his hand off the camera and holds the communicator up properly he’s in his natural state (drunk), behaving normally (drinking), leaning up against a chair propping up Gary’s feet.] Hey Barge, help us out with something.

[Gary is draped over both of the chairs in Archer’s room and endeavoring to take up as much space as is humanly possible. He flips the camera a lazy salute. He is also drunk. His sunglasses are on his head. It’s a party.] We wanted to know, what are some things you’ve done? Or haven’t done? What- what are the things -

[He trails off into giggling. Archer guffaws, raising a tall glass filled with a thick pale green substance in a toast.] Mmmm. So. - Yeah, anyway, we’re playing a game. And we’re going for the record, right, buddy?

I’ve no fucking idea, [Gary replies, grinning like an idiot and finishing off his own glass.]

Jesus Christ, really? We’ve been playing this for - holy shit, four hours and eight minutes. Do you seriously think anyone’s ever played Never Have I Ever for this long before? [Archer pauses thoughtfully.] Have any of you ever played Never Have I Ever for four hours and eight minutes? [He anticipates a no, raising his Green Russian expectantly.] We’re kinda running out of questions.

[Gary reaches down to swat at Archer’s shoulder to get his attention.] Oh, waitwaitwait. Never have I ever kept a Never Have I Ever game going this long!

Except you totally have now! [Archer greets this with a cheer, punching the air as he drains down the rest of the drink in one go.]

[OOC: Truth flood joint post with [personal profile] this_corrosion! Both Gary and Archer are affected. Replies may come from either or both of them.]

Date: 2014-03-29 08:29 pm (UTC)
this_corrosion: (your possessions will possess you)
From: [personal profile] this_corrosion
[This is a fantastic answer and Gary is cackling.]

How the hell did you get in there?

Date: 2014-03-30 12:55 am (UTC)
sickjoke: ([RH] Oh my head)
From: [personal profile] sickjoke
I got all my ribs broken by Master Marvel. Twelve year old tyrant imbued with the powers of a god, basically. He was the closest base, and Mallah and the Brain are occasionally his guests, because they're good pals, so Mallah gets his own suite in the Mountain.

Date: 2014-03-30 02:19 am (UTC)
this_corrosion: (i just want to make a change)
From: [personal profile] this_corrosion
You're saying a lot of words that I've got no frame of reference for.

Date: 2014-03-30 03:26 am (UTC)
sickjoke: ([RH] Good luck you moron)
From: [personal profile] sickjoke
A very bad man punched me till I fell down. My friends took me home to recuperate.

Better?

Date: 2014-03-30 03:30 am (UTC)
this_corrosion: (i'll never soften my grip)
From: [personal profile] this_corrosion
Can you really call a twelve year old a man?

Date: 2014-03-30 03:32 am (UTC)
sickjoke: ([RH] What you said pains me)
From: [personal profile] sickjoke
When his powers are activated he's a fully grown adult male.

Trust me, it's really weird.

Date: 2014-03-31 12:17 am (UTC)
sickjoke: ([RH] Slapstick)
From: [personal profile] sickjoke
Yeah. It makes fighting him a huge pain. Nobody likes a super powered twelve year old in an adult body.

Date: 2014-03-31 01:30 am (UTC)
this_corrosion: (i'm only after success)
From: [personal profile] this_corrosion
Maybe paedophiles.

Date: 2014-03-31 03:25 pm (UTC)
sickjoke: ([RH] What you said pains me)
From: [personal profile] sickjoke
Ugh! Gross.

Date: 2014-03-31 05:27 pm (UTC)
sickjoke: ([RH] My Nerves...)
From: [personal profile] sickjoke
Anyway. Any thing else you want to know in Never Have I Ever?

Date: 2014-03-31 06:14 pm (UTC)
this_corrosion: (your possessions will possess you)
From: [personal profile] this_corrosion
About you? Lots of stuff. If you're playing we should get you a drink, though.

Date: 2014-03-31 06:45 pm (UTC)
sickjoke: ([RH] My Nerves...)
From: [personal profile] sickjoke
I'm the Designated Driver. Can't drink. Sorry.

Date: 2014-03-31 07:11 pm (UTC)
this_corrosion: (i'm only after success)
From: [personal profile] this_corrosion
You don't even have a car.

Date: 2014-03-31 07:16 pm (UTC)
sickjoke: ([RH] My Nerves...)
From: [personal profile] sickjoke
Semantics, Gary. Semantics.

Date: 2014-03-31 07:41 pm (UTC)
this_corrosion: (i'm gonna live)
From: [personal profile] this_corrosion
It isn't! You don't have any kind of reason not to drink with us.

Date: 2014-03-31 07:46 pm (UTC)
sickjoke: ([RH] What you said pains me)
From: [personal profile] sickjoke
I have plenty of reasons; I don't like unmasking, I'm not a habitual drinker, I don't drink to get drunk.

Date: 2014-03-31 07:58 pm (UTC)
this_corrosion: (don't need a relationship)
From: [personal profile] this_corrosion
D'you sleep in that helmet?

Date: 2014-03-31 08:00 pm (UTC)
sickjoke: ([RH] My Nerves...)
From: [personal profile] sickjoke
Not if I can help it.

Date: 2014-03-31 08:01 pm (UTC)
this_corrosion: (i'll never soften my grip)
From: [personal profile] this_corrosion
Well, you can just play along from your cabin, then. Turn off the video or something, it's not any more exposed than you'd be when you wake up.

Date: 2014-03-31 08:06 pm (UTC)
sickjoke: ([RH] What you said pains me)
From: [personal profile] sickjoke
You won't be able to know if i'm drinking anything exciting, either. Fine.

[ Video goes off, but the noise remains on and there is some shuffling. He's eventually settled. ]

Alright, shoot.

Date: 2014-03-31 08:10 pm (UTC)
this_corrosion: (if you are not very careful)
From: [personal profile] this_corrosion
It's a game, come on!

Alright. Never have I ever worn a cape. Ha!

Date: 2014-03-31 08:12 pm (UTC)
sickjoke: ([RH] Trust Fall Failed)
From: [personal profile] sickjoke
[ Slurp ]

Never have I ever done cocaine.

Date: 2014-03-31 08:16 pm (UTC)
this_corrosion: (don't need money don't need fame)
From: [personal profile] this_corrosion
I have!

[The beauty of this game is that having to drink and not having to drink are both winning.]

Archer! Have you ever worn a cape, and done coke, but it doesn't have to be at the same time.
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