012 ♐ Video ♐ I sit and spew my guts out to the open air 'cause no one wants to hear a drunken fool

[codename_duchess]

[For a split second there is darkness, and a muffled "Shit, hold on - hold on, I got it" in Archer’s voice. When he gets his hand off the camera and holds the communicator up properly he’s in his natural state (drunk), behaving normally (drinking), leaning up against a chair propping up Gary’s feet.] Hey Barge, help us out with something.

[Gary is draped over both of the chairs in Archer’s room and endeavoring to take up as much space as is humanly possible. He flips the camera a lazy salute. He is also drunk. His sunglasses are on his head. It’s a party.] We wanted to know, what are some things you’ve done? Or haven’t done? What- what are the things -

[He trails off into giggling. Archer guffaws, raising a tall glass filled with a thick pale green substance in a toast.] Mmmm. So. - Yeah, anyway, we’re playing a game. And we’re going for the record, right, buddy?

I’ve no fucking idea, [Gary replies, grinning like an idiot and finishing off his own glass.]

Jesus Christ, really? We’ve been playing this for - holy shit, four hours and eight minutes. Do you seriously think anyone’s ever played Never Have I Ever for this long before? [Archer pauses thoughtfully.] Have any of you ever played Never Have I Ever for four hours and eight minutes? [He anticipates a no, raising his Green Russian expectantly.] We’re kinda running out of questions.

[Gary reaches down to swat at Archer’s shoulder to get his attention.] Oh, waitwaitwait. Never have I ever kept a Never Have I Ever game going this long!

Except you totally have now! [Archer greets this with a cheer, punching the air as he drains down the rest of the drink in one go.]

[OOC: Truth flood joint post with this_corrosion! Both Gary and Archer are affected. Replies may come from either or both of them.]

Comments

[this_corrosion]

[This is so hilarious he can't even handle it.]

No, no wait. I don't know about that one, because does having sexual feelings about yourself count? I don't know if I'm a dad, but it's possible.

[mistconduct]

It doesn't count, you asshole. What the fuck, sexual feelings for yourself? That's just fucking narcissism. That's staying in your room and never coming out because you jerk off too much.

You fucking sleaze.

I think you mean glorious threadjacking

[youwillgotohell]

I have not. [Eyebrows arched.]

How did this start?

[youwillgotohell]

I don't know. The Barge is a world of experiences. [s a r c a s m.]

[la_belle_rogue]

[You are so special, Archer.]

Yeah, ta how much poison y'can pour down yer throat before ya need hospitalized.

[this_corrosion]

With drinking.

[this_corrosion]

I'm not in my fucking room right now.

[QED.]

[codename_duchess]

What? People don't go to the hospital for being drunk, that's not a thing. [Really, Archer? Really?}

[codename_duchess]

Because there's a delirious megalomaniac in charge of the country, and I guess he really loves his dog.

[codename_duchess]

Do people sit around asking why the hell you want to play it?

[codename_duchess]

You don't know what you haven't done?

[myresponsibility]

Just jerks who are insecure about their own intelligence, mainly.

[mistconduct]

You're such a fucking degenerate.

[this_corrosion]

Yeah they do! But - you're not driving, so it's fine.

[this_corrosion]

What a twat.

[He's awfully cheerful about this.]

Oh my God. We should play drinking games.

[la_belle_rogue]

Yes it is. It's called alcohol poisoning.

[sickjoke]

I got all my ribs broken by Master Marvel. Twelve year old tyrant imbued with the powers of a god, basically. He was the closest base, and Mallah and the Brain are occasionally his guests, because they're good pals, so Mallah gets his own suite in the Mountain.

[ichoosefight]

Isn't it your turn now?

[this_corrosion]

You're saying a lot of words that I've got no frame of reference for.

[this_corrosion]

I guess it is. Do you have anything to drink, because if you don't... you can't play.

[sickjoke]

A very bad man punched me till I fell down. My friends took me home to recuperate.

Better?

[this_corrosion]

Can you really call a twelve year old a man?

[sickjoke]

When his powers are activated he's a fully grown adult male.

Trust me, it's really weird.

[codename_duchess]

Yes. Which one? Do not say beer pong.

[ichoosefight]

I have soda.