012 ♐ Video ♐ I sit and spew my guts out to the open air 'cause no one wants to hear a drunken fool

[codename_duchess]

[For a split second there is darkness, and a muffled "Shit, hold on - hold on, I got it" in Archer’s voice. When he gets his hand off the camera and holds the communicator up properly he’s in his natural state (drunk), behaving normally (drinking), leaning up against a chair propping up Gary’s feet.] Hey Barge, help us out with something.

[Gary is draped over both of the chairs in Archer’s room and endeavoring to take up as much space as is humanly possible. He flips the camera a lazy salute. He is also drunk. His sunglasses are on his head. It’s a party.] We wanted to know, what are some things you’ve done? Or haven’t done? What- what are the things -

[He trails off into giggling. Archer guffaws, raising a tall glass filled with a thick pale green substance in a toast.] Mmmm. So. - Yeah, anyway, we’re playing a game. And we’re going for the record, right, buddy?

I’ve no fucking idea, [Gary replies, grinning like an idiot and finishing off his own glass.]

Jesus Christ, really? We’ve been playing this for - holy shit, four hours and eight minutes. Do you seriously think anyone’s ever played Never Have I Ever for this long before? [Archer pauses thoughtfully.] Have any of you ever played Never Have I Ever for four hours and eight minutes? [He anticipates a no, raising his Green Russian expectantly.] We’re kinda running out of questions.

[Gary reaches down to swat at Archer’s shoulder to get his attention.] Oh, waitwaitwait. Never have I ever kept a Never Have I Ever game going this long!

Except you totally have now! [Archer greets this with a cheer, punching the air as he drains down the rest of the drink in one go.]

[OOC: Truth flood joint post with this_corrosion! Both Gary and Archer are affected. Replies may come from either or both of them.]

Comments

[ichoosefight]

It's a drink like water is a drink.

[ The way Steph drinks coffee it may as well be water. ]

[this_corrosion]

Maybe paedophiles.

[this_corrosion]

Water's ridiculous. Get a beer.

[ichoosefight]

How about I don't and say I did?

[ Come on this game is just as fun without booze. ]

[sickjoke]

Ugh! Gross.

[this_corrosion]

I know!

[codename_duchess]

Yes. [And he punctuates this truth with a drink.]

[codename_duchess]

Come on. Play it like it's 1840 and the water supply spreads so much cholera around that beer's the normal drink.

[sickjoke]

Anyway. Any thing else you want to know in Never Have I Ever?

[codename_duchess]

I have not! The argument is, shut your stupid face and go away.

[ichoosefight]

Fine. But I'll have to get Iris to let me into the pub, so give me a few minutes.

[this_corrosion]

Me too.

[This isn't doing it right exactly but he drinks anyway.]

Ground rules?

[this_corrosion]

About you? Lots of stuff. If you're playing we should get you a drink, though.

[this_corrosion]

Yeah!

[This is great. Now they have three.]

[ichoosefight]

[ AND THERE IS NO ONE SOBER ENOUGH TO THINK THAT MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA. Aw yeah. ]

Okay, okay, but I've tried beer and it's completely gross, so I'm having cider instead.

[codename_duchess]

[IT'S LIKE THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED.]

Never have I ever fought crime in a mask and spandex. [Here's a freebie for you, Steph!]

[ichoosefight]

It's not spandex. Spoiler was knit cotton, and Robin was a kevlar mix. Eat it.

Never have I ever fired a gun.

[sickjoke]

I'm the Designated Driver. Can't drink. Sorry.

[youwillgotohell]

Now there's a shock.

I think I'll pass, if it's all the same to you.

[youwillgotohell]

I've never had a Green Russian. [dry dry dry]

[this_corrosion]

You don't even have a car.

[sickjoke]

Semantics, Gary. Semantics.

[this_corrosion]

I have!

[Drink!]

[this_corrosion]

It isn't! You don't have any kind of reason not to drink with us.

[sickjoke]

I have plenty of reasons; I don't like unmasking, I'm not a habitual drinker, I don't drink to get drunk.