codename_duchess: (Remember the Rock-Eater?)
Sterling M. Archer ([personal profile] codename_duchess) wrote2014-03-29 08:08 am

012 ♐ Video ♐ I sit and spew my guts out to the open air 'cause no one wants to hear a drunken fool

[For a split second there is darkness, and a muffled "Shit, hold on - hold on, I got it" in Archer’s voice. When he gets his hand off the camera and holds the communicator up properly he’s in his natural state (drunk), behaving normally (drinking), leaning up against a chair propping up Gary’s feet.] Hey Barge, help us out with something.

[Gary is draped over both of the chairs in Archer’s room and endeavoring to take up as much space as is humanly possible. He flips the camera a lazy salute. He is also drunk. His sunglasses are on his head. It’s a party.] We wanted to know, what are some things you’ve done? Or haven’t done? What- what are the things -

[He trails off into giggling. Archer guffaws, raising a tall glass filled with a thick pale green substance in a toast.] Mmmm. So. - Yeah, anyway, we’re playing a game. And we’re going for the record, right, buddy?

I’ve no fucking idea, [Gary replies, grinning like an idiot and finishing off his own glass.]

Jesus Christ, really? We’ve been playing this for - holy shit, four hours and eight minutes. Do you seriously think anyone’s ever played Never Have I Ever for this long before? [Archer pauses thoughtfully.] Have any of you ever played Never Have I Ever for four hours and eight minutes? [He anticipates a no, raising his Green Russian expectantly.] We’re kinda running out of questions.

[Gary reaches down to swat at Archer’s shoulder to get his attention.] Oh, waitwaitwait. Never have I ever kept a Never Have I Ever game going this long!

Except you totally have now! [Archer greets this with a cheer, punching the air as he drains down the rest of the drink in one go.]

[OOC: Truth flood joint post with [personal profile] this_corrosion! Both Gary and Archer are affected. Replies may come from either or both of them.]
this_corrosion: (don't need a relationship)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-31 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
D'you sleep in that helmet?
sickjoke: ([RH] My Nerves...)

[personal profile] sickjoke 2014-03-31 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Not if I can help it.
this_corrosion: (i'll never soften my grip)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-31 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you can just play along from your cabin, then. Turn off the video or something, it's not any more exposed than you'd be when you wake up.
sickjoke: ([RH] What you said pains me)

[personal profile] sickjoke 2014-03-31 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You won't be able to know if i'm drinking anything exciting, either. Fine.

[ Video goes off, but the noise remains on and there is some shuffling. He's eventually settled. ]

Alright, shoot.
this_corrosion: (if you are not very careful)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-31 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a game, come on!

Alright. Never have I ever worn a cape. Ha!
sickjoke: ([RH] Trust Fall Failed)

[personal profile] sickjoke 2014-03-31 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Slurp ]

Never have I ever done cocaine.
this_corrosion: (don't need money don't need fame)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-03-31 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I have!

[The beauty of this game is that having to drink and not having to drink are both winning.]

Archer! Have you ever worn a cape, and done coke, but it doesn't have to be at the same time.
myresponsibility: (Well isn't that special.)

[personal profile] myresponsibility 2014-03-31 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I do. We're apparently planning on playing some D&D.
myresponsibility: (Seriously this is just pathetic.)

[personal profile] myresponsibility 2014-03-31 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
How old are you, exactly?
agoodboyreally: (Default)

[personal profile] agoodboyreally 2014-04-01 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't a joke. How drunk are you two?
agoodboyreally: (soles of my shoes are shot full of holes)

[personal profile] agoodboyreally 2014-04-02 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Incomprehensible?
agoodboyreally: (with shy girlish eyes)

[personal profile] agoodboyreally 2014-04-02 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't tearing! We thought it would be a good idea!
this_corrosion: (one track heart)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-04-02 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm comprehending everything.

[This is a yes? Maybe?]
agoodboyreally: (with shy girlish eyes)

[personal profile] agoodboyreally 2014-04-02 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I understand each word, but not what they mean together.
this_corrosion: (i'm only after success)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-04-02 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm almost ...ninety percent sure it wouldn't.
agoodboyreally: (Default)

[personal profile] agoodboyreally 2014-04-02 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I wanted to know what would happen, or so I told myself.
this_corrosion: (don't need a relationship)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-04-02 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
What happens is your limb comes off!
agoodboyreally: (ramblin and rovin has taken its course)

[personal profile] agoodboyreally 2014-04-03 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
But how does it regrow? Can it? You have to ask yourself questions like that.
this_corrosion: (maybe it is all a test)

[personal profile] this_corrosion 2014-04-03 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
No you fucking don't!
la_belle_rogue: (looking at you)

[personal profile] la_belle_rogue 2014-04-05 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's a flood honey. Though y'are really drunk too.
la_belle_rogue: (surprise)

[spam for Rogue]

[personal profile] la_belle_rogue 2014-04-05 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[When she opens the door, she's not really that surprised it's Archer. But she watches him a little wide eyed as he staggers in past her. She shuts the door and sort of shadows him cautiously, watching to see any signs he might fall over, or break something, or both.]

What brought this on?

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