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codename_duchess[The communicator clicks on and catches the sounds of violent coughing and desperate gasps for breath, which swiftly turns into equally loud and violent shouting.] Ha ha, guys, great joke! Let Archer inhale water then dump his semiconscious body in this new place called the Middle of Nowhere while we wait for him to call for an extraction, because that’s really freaking funny! You know what else would’ve been hilarious? TAKING ME TO A GODDAMN HOSPITAL!
Seriously, I’ve got water in my ears. Do you know how annoying that is? It’s like having a piece of coral stuck in your scuba flipper, which I wouldn’t know anything about because you three took all the gear. Dammit, Lana! I did not skipper a submersible down to the bottom of the freaking ocean to be abandoned like a redheaded stepchild!
Oh hey, speaking of, is this one of Mother’s training exercises? Because great timing, this is classic her. Sure, her only child could use some help getting seawater out of his lungs, but let’s toss him out in a survival scenario instead, that’ll accomplish WAY more!
[There is a beat wherein the speaker appears to reconsider, and when he continues his voice is bewildered instead of angry.]
Where the hell am I, anyway? Helloooo, idiots?
Seriously, I’ve got water in my ears. Do you know how annoying that is? It’s like having a piece of coral stuck in your scuba flipper, which I wouldn’t know anything about because you three took all the gear. Dammit, Lana! I did not skipper a submersible down to the bottom of the freaking ocean to be abandoned like a redheaded stepchild!
Oh hey, speaking of, is this one of Mother’s training exercises? Because great timing, this is classic her. Sure, her only child could use some help getting seawater out of his lungs, but let’s toss him out in a survival scenario instead, that’ll accomplish WAY more!
[There is a beat wherein the speaker appears to reconsider, and when he continues his voice is bewildered instead of angry.]
Where the hell am I, anyway? Helloooo, idiots?
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Date: 2013-09-20 06:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-20 10:07 pm (UTC)I don't like it either.
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Date: 2013-09-21 12:16 pm (UTC)try not to get killed in the meantime and I might let you join me for celebratory drinks after xxxxxxxx
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Date: 2013-09-21 02:13 pm (UTC)Try taking out the microchip and putting it into a rabbit. That worked for me.
Don't worry, it takes a lot more than showing up in a prison to kill me.
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Date: 2013-09-21 02:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-21 02:16 pm (UTC)video;
Date: 2013-09-21 02:16 pm (UTC)Well... I guess I can check each floor and see where you are. If you can walk alright the infirmary is on the top floor.
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Date: 2013-09-21 02:17 pm (UTC)Re: [text]
Date: 2013-09-21 02:19 pm (UTC)damn, and me without a rabbit on hand. I'm going to need a bigger hat.
later bb <3 <3
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Date: 2013-09-21 02:20 pm (UTC)video;
Date: 2013-09-21 02:23 pm (UTC)I can walk, but I'd rather walk with you.
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Date: 2013-09-21 02:26 pm (UTC)Later? You don't get to dangle mind control in front of me like that and not expect me to do something.
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Date: 2013-09-21 02:28 pm (UTC)check the network. srsly, can't do barge 101 right now.
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Date: 2013-09-21 02:33 pm (UTC)What network? [Some time later:]
Holy shit.
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Date: 2013-09-21 02:37 pm (UTC)that's what I said. only with more bollocks.
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Date: 2013-09-21 02:40 pm (UTC)You need a couple of Jesus Christs and some good old-fashioned fucks too.
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Date: 2013-09-21 02:42 pm (UTC)this is text so you can't see how I said that with a perfectly straight face, but I tell you, you'd have been impressed.
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Date: 2013-09-21 02:42 pm (UTC)I can carry you. I'll just be a minute.
[ She will just race off before he has time to flirt more. ]
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Date: 2013-09-21 02:48 pm (UTC)[text]
Date: 2013-09-21 02:51 pm (UTC)video;
Date: 2013-09-21 02:58 pm (UTC)[And she's gone. Archer blinks, shrugs, and settles himself in the common room to await Kara's arrival.]
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Date: 2013-09-21 03:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-21 03:35 pm (UTC)You are evidently neurologically defective if that is the message you interpreted.
suddenly: SPAM!
Date: 2013-09-21 03:36 pm (UTC)Hello. I'm Kara.
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Date: 2013-09-23 01:34 am (UTC)Though I've found that reconnaissance serves better than asking.