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[CW: Discussion of cancer]

[Guess what has two thumbs and is awake, Barge? And guess what’s also reasonably unperturbed by falling into a Barge coma? THIS GUY.]

So in case some of you idiots didn’t know, it’s October, which means in addition to pumpkin spice lattes and slutty Halloween costumes sold on every corner, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [Archer holds up a little pink ribbon; there’s another one pinned to the lapel of his suit.] Nobody should have to go through this disease, because except for the medical marijuana it freaking sucks. So show some support, guys, wear a ribbon. And if you haven’t gotten checked lately, run through the self-exam or hit up the doctors in the infirmary. I’m sure they’d be happy to help. [It says something about how serious he is that he doesn’t make any jokes about this. Not even a crack about mammograms.]

And speaking of slutty Halloween costumes, who’s throwing the party? Is it BYOB?

[Private; Rogue]
Uh, pub?

Pub.
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Date: 2013-10-05 01:55 am (UTC)
megamind: (Uncertain)
From: [personal profile] megamind
Well, yes, I'm relatively informed about various local, American, human tradition. I'm raised in that culture.

I just--

[ Deep breath ]

I'm still not invited into the reindeer games back home, as it were.

Date: 2013-10-05 01:58 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] no no my friend)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
....Wow. Jesus, can you shut up for two seconds? I can fucking watch it on my own, dipshit.




Holy fuck you look like hell in that. Did you seriously make this? You fucking tool.

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Date: 2013-10-05 01:59 am (UTC)
permutates: (44)
From: [personal profile] permutates
[ ...all right. She'll buy it. ]

Then we should go to the CTS sometime.

Have you tried it yet?

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Date: 2013-10-05 02:00 am (UTC)
permutates: (49)
From: [personal profile] permutates
Well, Rudolph, I think you have friends here.
la_belle_rogue: (scratched)
From: [personal profile] la_belle_rogue
Sorry, we can't meet in the pub.

Date: 2013-10-05 02:24 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] LOOK AT THIS SHIT)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
I have fucking eyes and ears, I can watch it for myself! It's the most shallow piece of crap cancer movie I've ever seen!

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Date: 2013-10-05 02:46 am (UTC)
megamind: (Awkward with Roxy)
From: [personal profile] megamind
Well, yes, I know-- [ He sounds increasingly awkward, now, and he's glad she can't see him fidget. He hate feeling stupid, and the lack of a solid answer to this hypothetical has him nervous for the silliest of reasons. ] I'm not a homebody or anything. I just... don't know what I'd do with a Halloween party or -- any other party, really. Edward mostly planned Chris's, and... yeah.

I don't know. What do yo do at a Halloween party?

Date: 2013-10-05 02:54 am (UTC)
mistconduct: (fight me bitch!)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
I'm not fucking watching it again! Get the goddamn TV off my bed!

Date: 2013-10-05 02:59 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] chilling on the porch)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
No.

[Dropping back down against the pillow, Chris pulls his covers over his head, pointedly ignoring Archer]

Go away now.

Date: 2013-10-05 03:01 am (UTC)
mistconduct: (dad you're freaking me out)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct

Date: 2013-10-05 03:02 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] crawling in my skin)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct

Date: 2013-10-05 03:04 am (UTC)
mistconduct: (cringing)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
WHAT?!

Date: 2013-10-05 03:06 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] annoyed)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
What the fuck?

No. No, I didn't. We don't get cable here, idiot.

Date: 2013-10-05 03:14 am (UTC)
mistconduct: ([unmasked] over the shoulder)
From: [personal profile] mistconduct
Yeeep.

[His head sticks out from under the blanket, tucking his chin over the edge]

Visiting hours are over, fuckhead.
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