004 ♐ Video ♐ You have to make your point, but where the hell's it got ya?

[codename_duchess]

Okay okay, my turn! Hold on a second, I have to get the formula right. [A cough to clear his throat, a deep breath, a beat, and scene:]

Introduction in the form of a question or request.

Segue into the difficulty of living here. Complaint about corruption and incompetence. Singling out of specific people for both categories. Query whether it's always this fucked up.

Curious ponderment about the Admiral. Invitation to share theories about the weird shit happening right now because it's so freaking different than the other weird shit that happens.

Thinly veiled threat meant to prove badassery to other inmates.

Witty quip with a double meaning, aaaaand hang up. [And scene.]

Did I miss anything?

Comments

[megamind]

I'm sure you do. Whether they'll be original or not remains to be seen.

[codename_duchess]

Why, do you get the buttplug comparison a lot?

[megamind]

Vulgar, and disgusting. [ facepalm ]

[codename_duchess]

But original.

[megamind]

I imagine because most people refue to be so crass.

[codename_duchess]

And by "crass" you mean "accurate"?

[megamind]

No, I totally mean crass.

[codename_duchess]

Thank you for that, Andrea Dworkin.

[megamind]

Yeah, see, this is why nobody likes talking to you for more than give minutes at a time.

[codename_duchess]

Yeah, the funny thing about that? They're still talking to me.

[megamind]

Not all of them.

[ Little wave, and disconnection. ]

[codename_duchess]

And dramatic flounce #1!