004 ♐ Video ♐ You have to make your point, but where the hell's it got ya?

[codename_duchess]

Okay okay, my turn! Hold on a second, I have to get the formula right. [A cough to clear his throat, a deep breath, a beat, and scene:]

Introduction in the form of a question or request.

Segue into the difficulty of living here. Complaint about corruption and incompetence. Singling out of specific people for both categories. Query whether it's always this fucked up.

Curious ponderment about the Admiral. Invitation to share theories about the weird shit happening right now because it's so freaking different than the other weird shit that happens.

Thinly veiled threat meant to prove badassery to other inmates.

Witty quip with a double meaning, aaaaand hang up. [And scene.]

Did I miss anything?

Comments

[codename_duchess]

That'd be true if there was information I wanted.

[with_my_teacup]

Seriously, nothing? Straight up under-achiever. Having a master plan is step two in the inmate handbook.

[codename_duchess]

And why the hell should I do things by the handbook?

[with_my_teacup]

I figured you were going through it, what with the post. S'okay, you can be a rebel. Whole different handbook.

[codename_duchess]

What, is there a formula for being a loose cannon too?

[with_my_teacup]

A loose collection of steps.

Step one, throw away the handbook. Step two, write your own handbook. It will look suspiciously like the last guy who threw away the handbook.

The barge has had too many assholes in its day. [A modest little head-tilt includes himself in that number.] Though, if you do come up with something new? I'll be impressed.

[codename_duchess]

Yeah, I'm not going to do that. I don't do handbooks.