006 ♐ Voice ♐ The party don't start till I walk in

[codename_duchess]

[This time, Barge, you do not get treated to the sight of Archer's face. This is because his recent coma just saw his initiation into another grand Barge tradition: being drawn on while passed out.]

Okay so that's not the first time I've spent a holiday passed out, but it still kind of sucks. At least I missed the community koombayah where everyone goes around saying what they're thankful for. Spoiler alert, nothing.

Are there still leftovers? Is the Wild Turkey gone?

If not, and if anyone needs me, I'll be in the spa and then Rogue's bathroom. With the door locked and the radio on. And the hot water running. For several hours.

Jesus, you guys are like a bunch of frat kids.

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[notdreaming]

[ These cultural differences are getting pretty serious. ]

...Are cats a gender?

[codename_duchess]

...Because the Barge needs to be viewed with rose-tinted glasses?

[codename_duchess]

What? No, but... now that you say it I'm pretty sure there are some people out there who'd identify as "cat".

[notdreaming]

I think I was less confused when I didn't speak the language.

[codename_duchess]

Is this the bid wherein you attempt to show me you have half a brain?

[ichoosefight]

No, this is the bid where I'm bored and irritable and you happen to be talkative.

[codename_duchess]

What?

[notdreaming]

When I woke up on a strange planet hearing conversations across the world in alien languages. My head hurt less too.

[soliterraneous]

The one who cooked.

[codename_duchess]

Oh great. Be sure to tip your waitresses, I'll be here till Monday.

Or whenever freaking Rogue will open her freaking door and let me use her freaking bath!

[ichoosefight]

I don't know her, but if I were the one who drew on your face I wouldn't help you wash it off for at least a day.

[codename_duchess]

Wait, how'd we get from baths to Joan of Arc Reactors?

[notdreaming]

[ THROWING HER HANDS UP IN THE AIR. ]

I give up. Earth is too hard.

[codename_duchess]

Yes, yes, we know. We've established that you're a bitch.

[ichoosefight]

It's no fun if I don't get to rub it in.

[codename_duchess]

Oh, like wherever you're from makes any sense. I bet you battle giant bugs in your spare time all Starship Troopers style.

[la_belle_rogue]

Only the once. When ya do it right. [She's just smiling sweetly.]

[codename_duchess]

Let me into your goddamn bathroom!

[notdreaming]

My family is more Science Guild than Military. [ Although damn, Lara. ] Which doesn't help even a little bit with cultural differences.

[la_belle_rogue]

[Eternal patience.]

Sterling, honey, that wasn't even in the form of a question.

[codename_duchess]

So you sit with the other Kriegerish weirdos at lunch. Got it.

[notdreaming]

You are not a nice person.

[codename_duchess]

Duh and/or hello?

[notdreaming]

[ Nope that's it she's leaving. ]

[force_captain]

This conversation does not involve you, you crotchety old sow.

[This is the minimum courtesy for any woman, Iris. :/ ]