006 ♐ Voice ♐ The party don't start till I walk in

[codename_duchess]

[This time, Barge, you do not get treated to the sight of Archer's face. This is because his recent coma just saw his initiation into another grand Barge tradition: being drawn on while passed out.]

Okay so that's not the first time I've spent a holiday passed out, but it still kind of sucks. At least I missed the community koombayah where everyone goes around saying what they're thankful for. Spoiler alert, nothing.

Are there still leftovers? Is the Wild Turkey gone?

If not, and if anyone needs me, I'll be in the spa and then Rogue's bathroom. With the door locked and the radio on. And the hot water running. For several hours.

Jesus, you guys are like a bunch of frat kids.

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[patheticvillain]

It's totally fitting and I'm an artistic genius, is what you're saying.

[codename_duchess]

Um, if that helps you sleep at night.

[patheticvillain]

Thanks for indulging my personality disorders, buddy.

[silvestris]

I have an open pass to one, but you'd have to be okay with communal tubs.

[codename_duchess]

GOD DAMMIT ROGUE. OPEN THE DOOR.

[codename_duchess]

Yeah, not interested unless the community is in there with me.

[codename_duchess]

And you're not even trying to resist the temptation.

[codename_duchess]

Does he look at all like he's about to collapse into the dessert?

[codename_duchess]

Please. I am always keenly aware. Like a panther, or a... vole.

[codename_duchess]

Always happy to keep up the delusion?

[la_belle_rogue]

[Overdramatic sigh.]

Now that's just takin' a giant leap backwards.

[She's holding firm. If he doesn't calm down and actually ask her politely, no swearing, no shouting, she's not opening the door.]

[ichoosefight]

I'm positively incorrigible.

[force_captain]

[It better be worth it if you're making her wait that long. But she doesn't say that out loud.]

Don't keep me waiting long.

[soliterraneous]

No, Archer. Nor is he drunk by standard.

[patheticvillain]

As you should be. It's an actual honor.

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[codename_duchess]

Oh for Christ's sake.

RoguecanIuseyourbathroompleasealsoIneedaloofah.

[codename_duchess]

Or just not very witty.

[codename_duchess]

Yup, keeping it up here.

Phrasing, boom.

[codename_duchess]

You, waiting? Not in my day planner.

[codename_duchess]

[Archer laughs, because sometimes, Aeryn, you are strange.] You say that like it's a bad thing.

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[la_belle_rogue]

Course ya can, sugah.

[Now was that really so difficult?]

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[codename_duchess]

[You have no idea, Rogue.]

And I think I deserve some goddamn body wash.

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[la_belle_rogue]

[One step at a time.]

If ya don't mind smellin' like Gardenias.

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[codename_duchess]

Ugh. How do we not have that hotel room soap service here?

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[la_belle_rogue]

Ah'm gonna just let that one go, and not remind ya that this is not hotel.