006 ♐ Voice ♐ The party don't start till I walk in

[codename_duchess]

[This time, Barge, you do not get treated to the sight of Archer's face. This is because his recent coma just saw his initiation into another grand Barge tradition: being drawn on while passed out.]

Okay so that's not the first time I've spent a holiday passed out, but it still kind of sucks. At least I missed the community koombayah where everyone goes around saying what they're thankful for. Spoiler alert, nothing.

Are there still leftovers? Is the Wild Turkey gone?

If not, and if anyone needs me, I'll be in the spa and then Rogue's bathroom. With the door locked and the radio on. And the hot water running. For several hours.

Jesus, you guys are like a bunch of frat kids.

Comments

[ichoosefight]

Now that was below the belt.

[ She is very witty thank you!!! Spoiler is an excellent superhero name. ]

[soliterraneous]

I'm sure by now you're used to it. [ Being drunk all the time versus people saying it like it's a bad thing. Your pick, Archer. ]

[silvestris]

Either a gentleman or an orgy enthusiast, hm? I think you could find a nice crowd to watch you soak naked.

[codename_duchess]

Or both. And I don't doubt that, but they'll have to wait until I get this ink off.

[force_captain]

[She has no idea what a day planner is. But...whatever.]

Good. You can meet me at my quarters. First floor.